You Know your a good cyclist when
06-18-07 | 05:37 AM
#26
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From: The illadelph
Originally Posted by fly:yes/land:no
PREASORTIC BEAST?:
YESSS!!!
06-18-07 | 07:45 AM
#27
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
1. Your sisters beat you in a arm wresleing match.
You'd think a preasortic beast could doinging more better.
Good thing wresleing isn't real anyway.
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06-18-07 | 08:32 AM
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Solo Rider, always DFL
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06-18-07 | 12:00 PM
#29
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It's QUADS - not Guads.
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06-18-07 | 12:21 PM
#30
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
1. Your sisters beat you in a arm wresleing match.
2. You show up for group rides and everyone goes home.
3. You beat your climbing records everytime you go climbing.
4. You get excited when you hear words like 'mountain', 'Steep' ext...
5. You have huge Guads.
6. Your name is Jan Ullrich.
7. People think you are a preasortic beast.
8. You like pain.
9. You have lots of road rash scars and collecte the tags you get at the hospital.
10. You can see all your ribs.
if you score at least 8/10 your great
5/10-7/10 and your good
2/10-4/10 your a cyclist
1/10 aww man
0/10 and I dont know what you are doinging here.
2. You show up for group rides and everyone goes home.
3. You beat your climbing records everytime you go climbing.
4. You get excited when you hear words like 'mountain', 'Steep' ext...
5. You have huge Guads.
6. Your name is Jan Ullrich.
7. People think you are a preasortic beast.
8. You like pain.
9. You have lots of road rash scars and collecte the tags you get at the hospital.
10. You can see all your ribs.
if you score at least 8/10 your great
5/10-7/10 and your good
2/10-4/10 your a cyclist
1/10 aww man
0/10 and I dont know what you are doinging here.
Bernard 0/10
Fausto 1/10
All 3 could tolerate pain, Eddy's comments after his hour record prove he did not like it.
A good cyclist stays up, not that much road rash. Fausto surely would not count road rash incidents, anything less thatn a broken bone was not worth remembering.
(Badgers and cannibals are not prehistoric animals).
06-18-07 | 12:43 PM
#31
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
1. Your sisters beat you in a arm wresleing match.
2. You show up for group rides and everyone goes home.
3. You beat your climbing records everytime you go climbing.
4. You get excited when you hear words like 'mountain', 'Steep' ext...
5. You have huge Guads.
6. Your name is Jan Ullrich.
7. People think you are a preasortic beast.
8. You like pain.
9. You have lots of road rash scars and collecte the tags you get at the hospital.
10. You can see all your ribs.
if you score at least 8/10 your great
5/10-7/10 and your good
2/10-4/10 your a cyclist
1/10 aww man
0/10 and I dont know what you are doinging here.
2. You show up for group rides and everyone goes home.
3. You beat your climbing records everytime you go climbing.
4. You get excited when you hear words like 'mountain', 'Steep' ext...
5. You have huge Guads.
6. Your name is Jan Ullrich.
7. People think you are a preasortic beast.
8. You like pain.
9. You have lots of road rash scars and collecte the tags you get at the hospital.
10. You can see all your ribs.
if you score at least 8/10 your great
5/10-7/10 and your good
2/10-4/10 your a cyclist
1/10 aww man
0/10 and I dont know what you are doinging here.
06-18-07 | 01:27 PM
#32
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Originally Posted by Ryanf
10. You can see all your ribs.
1/10 aww man
1/10 aww man
I dont eat what i cant see. I like mine with Cattlemans Original BBQ Sauce.
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06-18-07 | 01:28 PM
#33
But wait... I AM the man.
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Originally Posted by fly:yes/land:no
PREASORTIC BEAST?:
Matt
06-18-07 | 01:47 PM
#34
shut up and ride
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Okay, is there anything that can't be found on the internet?
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06-18-07 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by zzzwillzzz
well if you're ryanf... that would be spell check
Them's Fightin' words...
