Why are bikes better than women.....
01-04-06 | 11:54 PM
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Why are bikes better than women.....
or men in a few cases here in the forum....
1. Bikes don't get jealous if you ride other bikes.
1. Bikes don't get jealous if you ride other bikes.
01-05-06 | 12:03 AM
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2. Reliable
3. Money ain't no thang with bicycles
okay . . . i can say more but . . .
3. Money ain't no thang with bicycles
okay . . . i can say more but . . .
01-05-06 | 12:04 AM
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You should re-title this thread:
WHY I CANNOT GET LAID
WHY I CANNOT GET LAID
01-05-06 | 12:07 AM
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LMAO
01-05-06 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by [165]
You should re-title this thread:
WHY I CANNOT GET LAID
WHY I CANNOT GET LAID
LMAO
01-05-06 | 12:12 AM
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I can't get laid because i dont have a car. Seriously, everytime i chat up a chick and they find out i dont have a car it's like no go. Mentioning that i have 6 bikes doesn't help either for some reason.
01-05-06 | 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by kurremkarm
I can't get laid because i dont have a car. Seriously, everytime i chat up a chick and they find out i dont have a car it's like no go. Mentioning that i have 6 bikes doesn't help either for some reason.
01-05-06 | 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by kurremkarm
I can't get laid because i dont have a car. Seriously, everytime i chat up a chick and they find out i dont have a car it's like no go. Mentioning that i have 6 bikes doesn't help either for some reason.
I can't get laid because................I'm married.
That is why I have many bicycles.
01-05-06 | 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by icithecat
I'll put a different twist on this.
I can't get laid because................I'm married.
That is why I have many bicycles.
I can't get laid because................I'm married.
That is why I have many bicycles.
heh.. that is probably one of the funniest things i've read in a while.
and women are definately better than bicycles... you just have to find the right one.
01-05-06 | 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by chrisgerne
heh.. that is probably one of the funniest things i've read in a while.
and women are definately better than bicycles... you just have to find the right one.
and women are definately better than bicycles... you just have to find the right one.
. . . haven't been there, haven't done that.
01-05-06 | 12:34 AM
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They aren't. Women > bikes. Unfortunately, I spend more time with a bike between my legs.
01-05-06 | 12:58 AM
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I'm rather fond of both. Had I to choose but one, I'd take women over bicycles in a heartbeat.
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01-05-06 | 01:09 AM
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it doesn't complain when you spend too much time riding, hanging out with friends, skateboarding, etc.
you don't have to call your bike and pretend to care about how it's day was.
you don't have to pay for your bike's dinner, movie ticket, christmas/valentine's day present.
your bike doesn't guilt trip or manipulate you to try to get what it wants.
you don't have to cuddle with your bike after riding it (sorry pistaboy, that one was dirty).
your bike's parents won't get pissed at you over drama.
your bike won't turn into best friends with all of the friends you introduce it to.
other guys probably won't hit on your bike, and if they do, your bike won't talk back.
your bike actually likes exercising.
if you're on this forum, chances are your bike probably matches better than what your girlfriend is wearing.
and on and on and on and on...
you don't have to call your bike and pretend to care about how it's day was.
you don't have to pay for your bike's dinner, movie ticket, christmas/valentine's day present.
your bike doesn't guilt trip or manipulate you to try to get what it wants.
you don't have to cuddle with your bike after riding it (sorry pistaboy, that one was dirty).
your bike's parents won't get pissed at you over drama.
your bike won't turn into best friends with all of the friends you introduce it to.
other guys probably won't hit on your bike, and if they do, your bike won't talk back.
your bike actually likes exercising.
if you're on this forum, chances are your bike probably matches better than what your girlfriend is wearing.
and on and on and on and on...
01-05-06 | 01:16 AM
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it's sad I get more loving from my bike than any girl
01-05-06 | 01:19 AM
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anok and peace? are you the dude who used to run the infamous scam mailorder in the 90s?
01-05-06 | 01:25 AM
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are those heels clipless?
01-05-06 | 01:30 AM
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what can i say, my girlfriend is a nicer ride
01-05-06 | 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Mehow
3. Money ain't no thang with bicycles
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01-05-06 | 01:44 AM
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I just got home from riding my bike for four hours... my gf will mayyyyybeee get 15 minutes.
01-05-06 | 02:44 AM
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Whatever man. My bike gets jealous if I ride the other one. ESPECIALLY, if I ever drive my car, the bikes are NOT happy.
01-05-06 | 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
I like both at the same time myself, but that's just me...
01-05-06 | 03:48 AM
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I got a woman in my life.
But why bikes are better?
#1 answer:
They don't complain.
But why bikes are better?
#1 answer:
They don't complain.
01-05-06 | 07:44 AM
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What Would Pastaboy Say ?
01-05-06 | 08:03 AM
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haha, oh no! anokandpeace!! no one ever got anything from that mailorder! right here in columbus, ohio, too. doom.