Last night at El Cholos, "we" came up with an incredibly nerdy, but cool if you're drinking, idea of having a thread that combines all combinations of photos of who you are and what your name is (if you desire anonymity - #1, why are you on here? and #2, don't play this game).

So, non-stinky pic(s). Stinky pic(s). And pic(s) of your ride w/o you. Bonus pic(s) (anything you want to share...you choose...nudity will probably be banned - just sayin').

I'll start, and I'll expect the rest of you cool kids (i.e. nerds) to follow.

My real name is Mary Elizabeth but most of my friends call me M.E. My family calls me Mary or Mary Elizabeth. I call myself Lola Leather Hips. What? Don't you all have your own unique nicknames for yourselves?

Here goes:

Non Stinky#1 (feeling Phil up as usual):


Non Stinky #2:


Stinky #1 (Grand Tour Double):


Stinky #2 (Night ride - my standard dork shot):


My ride (Patsy):


Bonus Pic #1 - Me + 4 glasses of wine on an empty stomach = this:


Bonus Pic #2 - Me + too much makeup and a bad wig = Halloween costume (gypsy/fortune teller thingy):



next...

damn.... I only have pics of me non stinky, a pic of my ride(s) and no drinking pics cause I dont drink!!!


Edit: WAIT!!! I do have a stinky pic!! need to Photochop it first... BRB

POST PICS - That really is the ONLY rule of this thread.

My real name is Steve...last initial W....dubbayoo...get it? oh nevermind! I don't have many riding pics because as most of you all have figured out by now, I'm not really a cyclist. I just play one on the Intarweb. One or two times per year I force myself to show up at a ride and get dragged around helplessly just to keep up appearances.

This was the first such ride for 2007. Slacker Century will be the second so don't expect to see me much after that....well, at least not after Vegas.




This is at the Ironman FitExpo last year. Yes, that is Jose Conseco. Only one man in America is allowed to dress like that at one time and that weekend Jose was the one.




My bike. Her name is Jinx (Jinx was the first black Bond girl (Halle Berry) to live thru the end of the movie):




Bonus pic

My real name is Brian and I'm a recovering..... Oh wait wrong forum....

Here goes nothing...

Non-Stinky


Stinky!


Ride #1


Ride #2


Ride #3 (Built, too big, soon to be for sale, swapped parts to a new frame, no pics yet....)

Here's one of me from awhile ago.



Really, my name is Ralph...would someone make that up?

Here's one from an occasion that gets the family together, I'm the one on the right posing with my two brothers.


Here's me with my little girl in the DR, a year ago, this week. (Very clean)

I never stink. My sweat smells of vanilla and berries.

Good one Mary let me dig for some good pics.

^ me [mike]




my whip

^^^ Nice purse!

thanks!

Non stinky:


Stinky:


Ride:

^ looks fast

The ride .. yes ... the rider ... not really.

As many of you have figured out by now, my name is Jason S Chen (jschen).

Dressed up and eating a donut, courtesy of Happytime:


On a cool wet ride, courtesy of chimivee:


At my sweatiest, courtesy of Happytime:


Vivian all alone, before removing a bunch of stickers from the rims: See attachment.

Bonus pic: There was an interesting pic taken on the same day the first pic in this post was taken.

^ nice bike--looks like a smooth ride.

Thanks. I really ought to take better pictures of Vivian sometime. Almost all pictures of her are from other people's shots at group rides.

Name is Luwin -

Non-stinky - (I'm the male one)




Stinky -




The primary ride -

i hate doing stuff like this, but it's been a while, and some of the newer folks could probably use a face to match the name...

name: jason h.

non-stinky:


stinky:


bah-seckle:

This picture says:

"I see future. Tonight have you much ... good fortune."

<slinks back across the pond>

Name? Welcome.

Look it, the read purpose of this is to identify. So, quit your hating. Besides, you're hot.

Good to know. Now, post pics.

And? Where is it?

... so who is going to rate all of us???