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Would you rather eat brains or be a robot?

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Old 01-01-08 | 10:42 AM
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Would you rather eat brains or be a robot?
I need your collective wisdom on this
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Old 01-01-08 | 10:46 AM
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Brains every time.
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Old 01-01-08 | 10:47 AM
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Old 01-01-08 | 10:52 AM
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tacos de seso
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Old 01-01-08 | 11:39 AM
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If I was self aware, I robot please.
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Old 01-01-08 | 11:46 AM
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Robot, with laser please.
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Old 01-01-08 | 12:03 PM
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Old 01-01-08 | 12:08 PM
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robot all the way

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Old 01-01-08 | 12:44 PM
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Old 01-01-08 | 12:45 PM
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...I thought robots ate brains
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Old 01-01-08 | 12:53 PM
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this is a very controversial poll for zombie carl.
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:01 PM
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cake or death?
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:19 PM
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Brains are very fattening. Robot FTW!
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:20 PM
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brains!!
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:37 PM
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oh well, I'll have the cake please.
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:39 PM
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Could I be a brain eating robot zombie ?
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:49 PM
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Could I be a brain eating robot zombie ?
I would totally see that movie. Especially if it started Bruce Campbell.
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Old 01-01-08 | 01:55 PM
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It would have to have Bruce Campbell... I friggin' love this.

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Old 01-01-08 | 01:57 PM
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robot all the way

**** yes! Their new live album is awesome.

I would rather be a cyborg, so I'm going with robot.
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Old 01-01-08 | 02:03 PM
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tacos de seso
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Damn tasty!
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Old 01-01-08 | 02:45 PM
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Do mean eat human brains, like a zombie? The poll doesn't imply that at all. I've eaten plenty of canned pig brains...goes good with scrambled eggs. I don't know what being a robot is like but eating canned pig brains is probably better.
If I chose to be a robot could I be a droid of some sort and have independent thought and also live forever..then I'd consider being a robot. But then again, if I was a robot, I might not have any personal freedom, and I wouldn't want that.
I can't decide.

On second thought, eating another can of pig brains would be the easiest way out.

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Old 01-01-08 | 03:00 PM
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Old 01-01-08 | 03:15 PM
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ADRIAN BARBEAU-bot
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Old 01-01-08 | 03:18 PM
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why can we have some guts?
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Old 01-01-08 | 03:22 PM
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braaainnnssss
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