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raygunner

07-08-05 08:48 AM

TRISTAN ~ Why Aren't You At Work?!

Tristan, did you fake sick today?

Some girl is at your desk! There's no track bike by the printer?

Let me tell you, the key to faking out the office manager is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous HR manager, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than work. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is work.

phidauex

07-08-05 08:55 AM

If the girl is cute, its probably better than Tristan!

And I like your fake sick guidelines too... I'll have to use the palm licking thing sometime.

peace,
sam

stronzo

07-08-05 08:59 AM

bueller...bueller....

teadoggg

07-08-05 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phidauex

If the girl is cute, its probably better than Tristan!

And I like your fake sick guidelines too... I'll have to use the palm licking thing sometime.

peace,
sam

Better than me! WHAT? okay okay, probably.

Amy and I weren't feeling great so we wanted to sleep in today. I'll be there in about an hour. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do. =)

Are we havin' lunch today?? I'm goin' to STANLEY'S tonight! I'll stock up for next week.

raygunner

07-08-05 09:07 AM

Sorry bud, I'm cutting out early.

You know what they say in the office world, work hard, play hard!

Stop by my office when you get in, we'll have a chat. Don't forget to read the memo I sent out.

teadoggg

07-08-05 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raygunner

Sorry bud, I'm cutting out early.

You know what they say in the office world, work hard, play hard!

Stop by my office when you get in, we'll have a chat. Don't forget to read the memo I sent out.

drat! that's right, I remember you saying that.

Work har & play hard? On the Mergers & Acquisitions team we work gently & play hard. Your CRG people are INSANE!

i'm leaving riiiiiiiiiiighhhhht....
NOW

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