low down words from the mouth of a grandma!
07-18-05, 07:17 PM
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quien es mas macho?
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low down words from the mouth of a grandma!
So I was on my bike headed down B'way tonight - just going home after work - it was about 8:00. I had to wait to cross 23rd street b/c there was a lot of traffic. Finally, right before the light was about to change it was clear, so I jumped forward and went through the intersection.
There was an old lady half way across Broadway who I saw waaay in advance...she saw me too and stopped walking. She shook her cane (no kidding!) at me and said "HA HA!!! You co*k$ucker"
man.
There was an old lady half way across Broadway who I saw waaay in advance...she saw me too and stopped walking. She shook her cane (no kidding!) at me and said "HA HA!!! You co*k$ucker"
man.
07-18-05, 07:31 PM
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I ******** hate that intersection. Too many damn buses, and then a parking lot bike lane till union square.
07-18-05, 07:58 PM
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nothin wrong with that title 
hmm, sounds like something to paint on my bike...
hmm, sounds like something to paint on my bike...
07-19-05, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BadAssBiker
...and then a parking lot bike lane till union square.
07-19-05, 07:48 AM
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That place is F*cktacularly annoying. I used to ride it every day to get home (27th&6th to 2nd&d). If you're heading east just head to park and then take irving down below 20th
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07-19-05, 07:50 AM
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Maybe she had been watching Deadwood! 
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07-19-05, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BadAssBiker
I ******** hate that intersection. Too many damn buses, and then a parking lot bike lane till union square.
ya know those stickers they slap on car windows if they arent moved in time for the street sweepers?
they oughta make ones for ppl who double-park in the bike lane
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07-19-05, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by lala
Maybe she had been watching Deadwood!
07-19-05, 08:43 AM
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I find it way nicer to take 5th at that point, wider, don't have to deal with the union square bs and if you want to cruise down as far as grand via laguardia/west bway which are beautiful to ride. Probably a minute or two slower, but way less stress.
07-19-05, 09:58 AM
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That's awesome. I like this one.
Hahahah....the two cars with slashes through them flanking the main image is pretty funny to me for some reason.
07-19-05, 10:54 AM
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the best i have was some old guy in boston who told us we were only heros in our own minds, because we messer'd/rode bikes. he basically was telling us we were trash
