Axe or Tag?
07-25-05, 06:19 PM
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Axe or Tag?
The commercials are almost identical..........and they both come in similar, Euro looking bottles .............................but which one of these sexy scents attracts more ladies? Oh, and do they fit in water bottle holders, or do I need to special order a cologne pouch for my Chrome bag? 
07-25-05, 06:46 PM
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this is the worst thread that i've ever seen.
anyone who buys either one is totally the ***** of the advertising game.
anyone who buys either one is totally the ***** of the advertising game.
07-25-05, 07:13 PM
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I like humans that smell like... humans. Not stinky humans too much, but they should smell like themselves...
07-25-05, 07:17 PM
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well maybe sometimes i want to smell like "sweat + marketing", ever thought of that? NO cause you never think about my needs!
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I'll admit to axe, it works for 15 minutes...15 glorious minutes.
07-26-05, 12:08 AM
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that print campaign is as cheapo as the product itself! 
07-26-05, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by OneTinSloth
just bathe yourself in whiskey every morning. that'll get the fly honies.
I do kind of think this would be a waste of whiskey, which as we all know, should be used for drinking not bathing.
07-26-05, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by HereNT
I do kind of think this would be a waste of whiskey, which as we all know, should be used for drinking not bathing.
07-26-05, 07:54 AM
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This thread reminds me of junior high PE class; that fetid mix of aerosol deodorant, puberty, and a lockerroom that hasn't been thoroughly cleaned in 22 years.
And I'm with HereNT. Folks with good pheromones win.
And I'm with HereNT. Folks with good pheromones win.
07-26-05, 08:06 AM
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I though we were all old school....Old Spice for me!
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be careful, you dont want to be tackled by some hot filly while out riding
07-26-05, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by HereNT
So when I accidentally spilled my first whiskey of the night all over me, my chair and the floor after only a sip, I should have let it dry instead of catching the glass before it hit the ground and then looking for a towel? Then should have headed out on the town looking for fly honies to walk my bike with?
I do kind of think this would be a waste of whiskey, which as we all know, should be used for drinking not bathing.
I do kind of think this would be a waste of whiskey, which as we all know, should be used for drinking not bathing.
07-26-05, 11:24 AM
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i use both. i keep a u-lock in my back pocket to swat off the ladies even when i'm not riding.
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My roomate says I smell like paprika when I sweat. He walked into the kitchen one day after I had gotten back from a particularly furious ride, and asked what I was cooking. I was making iced tea.