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came in from a ride today and found this

thats what you get for stealing/kidnapping a leprechaun.... bad luck.

A few months ago I was riding wit my gf and a bird scored a shot on my thigh as I was passing in front of a bus stop bench. I looked down and there was an empty beetle carcas amidst the goo. 70 year-old fat woman started laughing when I screamed "that bird just sh*t a bug on me!"

ps. thanks for the stickers.

You found a leprechaun under your stylie hipster bird poo?

I was running with my gf once, and a bird shat on her face as it flew by. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and there were no trees around, so I had to take the bottom of her shirt to wipe it off. Far from a happy camper.

way "too" close ...../being a nerd.

Wait a sec.
Around here, being shat on by a bird (the flying kind), is supposed to bring good luck.
Go buy a lottery ticket immediately.

haha my girlfriend was walking under an awning once and a pigeon shat right between her glasses and her eye... that's precision

ya no problem ,the shirts will be done real soon

why do i have to be a hipster?

Heredity or environment. You make the call.

thanx

This conversation has redeemed a long day of boring political *****. Thank you.

always happy to help out