Bffgss Mng - Checkpoint Recap
 

So, let's hear stories from these checkpoints. There had to be some wack **** going on, right?


What happened? I hear some jerk made you eat a bunch of teabagggs...

I also heard someone who likes to talk a Bunch-O-Smack quit early in the race.
he. hehe.

i think between all of the checkpoints, i did 5 shots, got a hitler moustache, found out a brontasaurus has 20 toes and sang take me out to the ball game (even though i forgot some of the words)...

I wonder who you are talking about Steaky. I mean...to quit this person must of really gotten screwed at the handjob tower on michigan.

yeah having to eat the contents of two tea bags when you know no one had any water on them trully sucks....trully. What about checkpoint 4, i was told to go over to a statue of a man with fish, find the title of it and comeback and wisper it......man with fish WAS the Damn title

Man..that was a beautiful task.

i had to chew 4 or 5 full size gumballs at once....my jaw still hurts.

Damn, you got to do gumballs?! ****, I had pushups at the first three checkpoints. My tits are still sore!

1-"whiskey" (I guess thats what you call Canadian Mist, but I guess you could call Papov Vodka)
2-Tea (very funny, I didn't bring water, I had just had whiskey, my mouth was... a little dry)
3-sing "take me out to the ball game" (no complaint)
4-quiz (when was the ground broken on the Shed = 1927)
5-rum with red bull floated on top (delicious)

know what's funny.. i totally cheated. WAAHHHAAAHHAA ..

but i didn't mean to. you gave me a teabag and said "thanks for being a good sport".
i just said thanks and stuck the thing in my pocket. i missed the consumption part.

although i recall riding off and hearing someone else say "he's totally gonna eat it."
i thought he was talking about falling off north point into the lake. anyway...

haha joe, i remember you telling me that.....yeah no one had water its was pretty nasty, i was spitting out tea leaves all the way to checkpoint 5

yeah i have zero guilt for cheating. that's so nasty. i mean one bag is wack.

but 2, teadogg?? HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?

you don't have to answer.

man the tea was nasty. they guy hands me these two bags and says eat them. im like the whole bag??? so i almoast ate the whole bag with the pouch part intact. but i think that may have been better than a whole bunch of leaf bits sucking all the water out of my mouth.

The pirates secured DFL as promised, if it werent for a busdriver trying to assassinate Ben we would have had 1st as well, ah well Ben will be getting a brand new ride.

Checkpoints for DFL, from memory:
Checkpoint 0=the secret one way the **** up Ashland, unmanned.
Checkpoint 1=Logan Circle, unmanned.
Checkpoint 2=Montrose Wilson Beach?, unmanned.
Checkpoint 3=Michigan Ave Bridge, unmanned.
Checkpoint 4=Field Museum, Taco Sparks Handoff, 1 NJS stamp!
Checkpoint 5=Skylark, unmanned.

Photographs of DFL pirates to come later in this thread.
Tons o prizes. Awesome

My favorite checkpoint was 4.5.

I had to flip over my bike and rip a hole in pants. Then I had to get a bus to pull over and ask me if I was ok.

I was definitely keeping it awesome.

you should ask to get cycling gloves for xmas.

Point 1 - two laps
Point 2 - yummy tea, I had water, haha
Point 3 - ten push-ups
Point 4 - dino toes
Point 5 - drinky

And a special shout to cogsci, thanks for showing me and Galen the way out to the beach, extra cool.

Ditto Judah, except swap out "dino toes" for "Man with Fish" and "yummy tea" for "awesomely disgusting tea that filled me with hatingly hateful hate."

Also:
Point 0.5 - Threw my chain
Point 2.5 - Flat tire
Point 4.5 - Flat tire
Point 6.5 (on the way to salome's (?)) - Flat tire

Yeah Spud and I got lost with a few other people, you don't happen to have those pictures of us from Checkpoint one and 2? I bailed out after that, I am a loser!

6.5 was Nicole's not Salome's. You should have recieved the longest tube change award fort that one, tough luck had me stumped too.

Drunk + ****ty pump/tube = Longest Evah. Thanks for your help/tube, man.

CP 1 - 25 pushups...easy peesy lemon squeezy
CP 2 - The dreaded double *********...yech
CP 3 - double back to hancock
3.5 - 10 more pushups...no sweat
En route - Took the lake front path at chicago up to the Field Museum.....my legs almost gave out
CP 4 - The ol' "Man with Fish" gag....thats a classic
CP 5 - RB n' Vodka....but i don't drink so they let me go with a warning :D

CP 1: 1 lap around square (on bike)
en route to CP 2 i got lost for almost a friggen hour
CP 2: um, i didn't go far enough down the beach apparently
CP 3: nothing (i think val felt sorry for me since i couldn't find it and had to call her)
CP 4: count the toes on some dinosaur statue
CP 5: 2 shots

cp1: get picture taken by monkey.
cp2: fooled cp people into thinking i did whatever.
cp3: up the hancock, but since it was closed, got my way out of this one cleanly, considering what could have been --but it still cost me any chance of winning.
cp4: dino toes!
cp5: drank redbull. but the poor cp girl kept just saying "redbull" to me. and i was like "what about it? WTF do you mean redbull?" i really abused her.
cp6: playing spin the bottle with teenagers at nicole's.

what the 'messenger skills' didn't help you out at 3? you're just bitter and a great actor, I'm sure you were swearing at me all day yesterday when I wasn't paying attention. That's okay, I probably deserved it.