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marcelinyc 12-07-05 07:24 PM

:p My {edit, by mod} is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a brake.

46x17 12-07-05 07:25 PM

The hipsters in SF call it BRAKE.

zip22 12-07-05 07:26 PM

those fools!

* jack * 12-07-05 07:26 PM

omg stop the madness

Q23 12-07-05 07:26 PM

I'd like a brake, but it would **** up my unmachined black deep-v, and if I keep my fork I'd have to drill it...and I'm broke!

dolface 12-07-05 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
:p My {edit} is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a break.

doesn't look so big from where i'm sitting, but i'll give you a break...

juvi-kyle 12-07-05 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
:p My {edit} is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a brake.

turd brain

dolface 12-07-05 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Q23
I'd like a brake, but it would **** up my unmachined black deep-v, and if I keep my fork I'd have to drill it...and I'm broke!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.p...36&postcount=9

dolface 12-07-05 07:31 PM

where's shants when you need him? my bet is if he sees this he's gonna come up with something even better than '******lips'. i have faith in the boy.

shants?

marcelinyc 12-07-05 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by 46x17
The hipsters in SF call it BRAKE.

very clever.I don't see any glory in having no brake. sorry for starting this thread i'm :o drunk

dolface 12-07-05 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
very clever.I don't see any glory in having no brake. sorry for starting this thread i'm :o drunk

excuses, excuses. you threw rocks at the hornet nest (and it's not like we weren't all riled up already) and now you're gonna have to live with the consequences :D

the best part is you can't edit the thread title.

46x17 12-07-05 07:35 PM

Just trying help. Seemed like you were having a rough time with those evil "break"-less hipsters.

dolface 12-07-05 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
very clever.I don't see any glory in having no brake. sorry for starting this thread i'm :o drunk

also; BAD hipster! no break for you! (drunk or not)

jim-bob 12-07-05 07:37 PM

I think I get what he's saying. The average hipster is forced to work in retail, where conditions often don't allow him time to take a break.

Tragic, the plight of today's hipster.

marcelinyc 12-07-05 07:39 PM

I always ride with a brick in my pocket to fend off unwanted attention. That's all i meant.

dolface 12-07-05 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by jim-bob
I think I get what he's saying. The average hipster is forced to work in retail, where conditions often don't allow him time to take a break.

Tragic, the plight of today's hipster.

hmm, perhaps the hipsters need a césar chávez analog to organize them? kakhis NO! breaks YES!

something like that...

46x17 12-07-05 07:40 PM

Hey Everyone! Look!

He wrote break instead of brake!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

dolface 12-07-05 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
I always ride with a brick in my pocket to fend off unwanted attention. That's all i meant.

you're not gonna get off that easy dude, you put your foot squarely in it ;)
you may as well suck it up and take the beating you have coming. (at least you're already drunk, that'll make it easier to take).

46x17 12-07-05 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by dolface
hmm, perhaps the hipsters need a césar chávez analog to organize them? kakhis NO! breaks YES!

something like that...

Yeah like:

Si! Se rompe!

I think he should be their Chavez! A fine leader he would make! With bricks for houses, breaks for bicycles, and brakes also for bicycles. Those are some serious choices hipsters! Wake up and realize!

Si! Se rompe!

jim-bob 12-07-05 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by dolface
hmm, perhaps the hipsters need a césar chávez analog to organize them? kakhis NO! breaks YES!

something like that...

In fifty years, they'll rename Valencia Street to honor the noble soul that organizes the hipsters.

chimblysweep 12-07-05 07:43 PM

well, some of us *ehem, tink* can arrange a break.

bringing Chavez into a hipster thread, them's fighting words. what next, summoning Rosa Parks into a thread about getting hit by a bus?

and some of us are attacking a box of wine in hopes of catching up.

marcelinyc 12-07-05 07:44 PM

Damn, i'm {Incapable of spelling or reading the forum guidelines}.

zelah 12-07-05 07:44 PM

i break for nothing

dolface 12-07-05 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
Damn, i'm {edit}.

yup :D

this one might be good enough to make into stickers, maybe even a t-shirt!

46x17 12-07-05 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
:p My {edit} is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a brake.

What would your mom think?


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