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12-28-05, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Msngr
my best CP guy pussed out.
WHAT?!?! ***I'M*** not your best checkpoint guy?
What
The
Fück
?!?!?
You're on the ***** list now, BUDDY. I thought we were friends. I was even going to wear a red thong over the gum suit for the lapdances. Now maybe I won't wear anything at all.... New Year's always ends up being a let down. My bubble is already popped. Damn.
12-28-05, 03:49 PM
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s_9, if salome gets a lapdance, I get one. sorry, rules are rules.
is touching allowed? or will I be escorted out again?
is touching allowed? or will I be escorted out again?
12-28-05, 04:03 PM
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wait a minute, i don't want a lap dance. the words gyrate and thrust scare me.
however i think teadoggg wouldn't mind adding 30 more minutes on to his session. so i'm giving him your lapdance to me.
however i think teadoggg wouldn't mind adding 30 more minutes on to his session. so i'm giving him your lapdance to me.
12-28-05, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by salome
so i'm giving him your lapdance to me.
what?
12-28-05, 04:12 PM
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Fuk! I have to work and I can't take off.. Dammit! Im gonna see if somone can cover me.
12-28-05, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by s_9
what?
edit2: nevermind - it makes sense. she's transferring the lapdace you're giving her, too me. now you give me a longer, more beautiful lapdance.
12-28-05, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by teadoggg
now you give me a longer, more beautiful lapdance.
...I'm not feeling so good about the lapdances anymore. I have a feeling they might be given out indiscriminately, whether or not the recipient wants one. Things like that tend to happen when I get drunk anyway. You should've seen me at my High School reunion! Whoo!
12-28-05, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by s_9
You get an extra-special one in the champagne gazebo, teadoggg.
a quick way to my, um, heart.
12-28-05, 07:43 PM
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OK. sorry to butt in on the lap-dance thread, but. . . i'm visiting family in jersey, so my time to type is limited.
here are a few checkpoints to throw at you:
Grand Army Plaza (in Manhattan)
New York Waterway Ferry Terminal (at the far west end of 39th street)
Trackstar (34 e 1st street)
obviously, we start at sony plaza.
i still need 1 more CP person, i think. are there any BF check point people i HAVEN'T spoken to about specific assgnments yet? i kinda forget who was willing to CP from that first thread.
here are a few checkpoints to throw at you:
Grand Army Plaza (in Manhattan)
New York Waterway Ferry Terminal (at the far west end of 39th street)
Trackstar (34 e 1st street)
obviously, we start at sony plaza.
i still need 1 more CP person, i think. are there any BF check point people i HAVEN'T spoken to about specific assgnments yet? i kinda forget who was willing to CP from that first thread.
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12-28-05, 07:45 PM
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oh yeah. i will be requiring people to do the checkpoints in the order i assign (which will happen just before the race). just so ya know.
12-28-05, 08:27 PM
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Damn! I'd definitely get DFL if I was in this. I didn't even know there was a GAP in Manhattan.
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12-28-05, 09:45 PM
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and be prepared to pucker up for the "kiss my ass" checkpoint.
ok I’ll have a non obscene idea for my cp by race date, I promise
ok I’ll have a non obscene idea for my cp by race date, I promise
12-28-05, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by mrRed
i'm in, but no assignment yet!
you will be conducting the NY Waterway ferry terminal checkpoint at the end of west 39th street. please position yourself comfortably within the waiting area.
oh, and k9, i was referring to the CP being the best, not the guy. the idea on the lost checkpoint was to make everyone deliver a narragansett beer to my friend in his 5th floor walkup. they were going to have to take their shoes off before climbing the stairs from hell. he was then to tip everyone a dollar. c'est la vie.
12-28-05, 10:10 PM
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CP people remember. sick prizes for best checkpoint --as voted by the racers.
12-28-05, 10:13 PM
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ok one more CP for today:
staten island ferry terminal.
racers: remember to bring a bag, a lock, and a pen or crayon.
and a bike.
staten island ferry terminal.
racers: remember to bring a bag, a lock, and a pen or crayon.
and a bike.
12-28-05, 10:33 PM
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I have no idea of the layout of new York. Could somebody do a google overlay of the checkpoints? It would give out of towners a look at what you are up to,
12-28-05, 10:43 PM
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you guys are even more nerdy than i can handle... a google overlay of the checkpoints?! i guess that -is- what happens when organising a race like this one... but my heart just broke a tiny bit hearing that.
get a map. study it. new york is incredibly easy. messenger style. roll into a new city, get a map, find a local to follow and/or sort out the checkpoints on your own, ride like hell, don't get hurt, have fun. that's what alleycats (and kittens) are about!
get a map. study it. new york is incredibly easy. messenger style. roll into a new city, get a map, find a local to follow and/or sort out the checkpoints on your own, ride like hell, don't get hurt, have fun. that's what alleycats (and kittens) are about!
12-28-05, 10:54 PM
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hey msngr...thanks for the offer...but im gonna use the ol' family as an excuse....
....that and I just wouldnt feel right riding a strange bike while my baby is locked up 100 milles away in another city
....that and I just wouldnt feel right riding a strange bike while my baby is locked up 100 milles away in another city