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Old 12-30-05, 11:58 AM
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Old 12-30-05, 02:15 PM
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I nair my balls haha. at first it burned but after a few years now they are leathery and smooth... haha. so yes i have Nairbags... laugh away...
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Old 12-30-05, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by tehz
fallout boy is for shaving


also, my girlfriend is all "zmg dont shave nothin ever" and telling me to wear flannel
tell her i stopped shaving and wear flannel, oh and give her my number too.
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Old 12-30-05, 02:20 PM
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My brother shaved my head for me once. Now I have scars.
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Old 12-30-05, 02:27 PM
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i shave "down there". once i get a bike good enough for the track and start working on that, it's gonna be a big ol' shave fest.
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Old 12-30-05, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamtastic
I nair my balls haha. at first it burned but after a few years now they are leathery and smooth... haha. so yes i have Nairbags... laugh away...

what the ****... that has to burn. you're not allowed to say it doesn't.
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Old 12-30-05, 04:20 PM
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shave my junk and everywhere i'm tattooed...

but i only shave my face about twice a year...

hmm...
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Old 12-30-05, 04:36 PM
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borrowed my mom's nair to take off some hair.
it smells like fresh cucumbers each time.. its pretty sweet...
and what!?! Nair doesn't burn.

haha and my friend shaved my head once,
he got a hair cutting cut when he was sent off the university and he wanted to check if it worked.
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Old 12-30-05, 04:38 PM
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I think shiznaz is using a primitive form of shaving in his avatar.
Shaving by friction. huzzah!
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Old 12-30-05, 04:44 PM
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Thats not a towel man, I'm just doing a stretching exercise. Did I mention how white I am?

On your note however, I'll give some serious respect to anyone who plucks their balls hair. For those balls are surely made of 4130 steel.
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Old 12-30-05, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by spud
tell her i stopped shaving and wear flannel, oh and give her my number too.
why is everyone trying to snatch!
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Old 12-30-05, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Orikal
Shave using an electric hair trimmer with the shortest guard available. Then you get all the freshness, with none of the itchiness.
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Old 12-31-05, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by theritor
200 grit sand paper, or be a man and use 60 grit?
...ooooowwwww
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Old 12-31-05, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by somnambulant
shaving is for suckers.
ironic
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Old 12-31-05, 12:35 AM
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seriously...why are we talking about balls, guys?
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Old 12-31-05, 12:37 AM
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I shave my palms, I can do longer skids that way.
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Old 12-31-05, 01:00 AM
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Why in Jeebus name would anyone shave their balls? just curious
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Old 12-31-05, 03:20 AM
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cuz sack hair is gross...
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Old 12-31-05, 09:30 AM
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heh... dental hygiene and oral pleasure dont mix man.. thats why
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Old 12-31-05, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by tehz
why is everyone trying to snatch!
post that one pic you know the one i mean (^_^)
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Old 12-31-05, 12:04 PM
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So... how difficult/fun would it be to do a home wax job?

Plus, where do you stop when you're not a leg-shaver?

These may or may not be rhetorical questions.
 
Old 12-31-05, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by explody pup
So... how difficult/fun would it be to do a home wax job?

Plus, where do you stop when you're not a leg-shaver?

These may or may not be rhetorical questions.
i let my gf wax my legs once, a long time ago. never again (and i can't even imagine how much waxing your junk would hurt, i don't know how people do it).

i''m all about the razor now.
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Old 12-31-05, 12:14 PM
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Yes, razor is good. But I can't wear my glasses in the shower so it usually ends being a pretty sloppy job.

Nair just scares the **** out of me.

Tip for those complaining about itchyness/chaffing: Invest in a good quality body lotion and keep your boys lubed up.
 
Old 12-31-05, 12:19 PM
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not a fan of the assfro
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At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
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