The Shaving Thread
 

since the shave your ass thread went bye bye, let's hear about those mishaps...

i shave once a week

???

I shave my face fairly often. On a few occasions I have shaved my balls, but the itching that occurs down the road is seldom worth it. No mishaps to speak of.

in some fashion, roughen up your balls and they wont itch afterwards.

cock and ball torture is definitely necessary.

200 grit sand paper, or be a man and use 60 grit?

so, I periodically shave my southern region, to be honest (usually to my girlfriend's liking) and so the other day I did a quick job, blah blah blah, the next day, as it started growing back, it was so ****ing prickly, and itchy, more than ever before, and sitting on that saddle for a 35mile ride sure was somethin! Talk about iritation... hah

shave that ish more often and you won't have that problem.< / TMI >

im thinking about shaving my ass. i figure its better than wiping for an hour or letting crumbs stick to the hairs

i shave my unit, chicks dig it. and my ass is growing its hair back cause i dont think i'm doin that again

Why was my shaving thread deleted?? This is a real problem and one that I only experience while riding my fixed gear bicycle!!! What is this? Germany circa 1940?!

the nazi card has been played. merry christmas and happy new year. thank you 0.00

I shave with a straight razor but when ever I'm shaving anything other than my face, I pull out the trusty safety razor.

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

shaving is for suckers.

Fallout Boy is for suckers.... I once took a huge chunk out the back of my knee shaving my legs....it bled for hours, oh and once at a road race I tried to shave my face with the pavement at 45km/h, a razor is much more effective.

fallout boy is for shaving


also, my girlfriend is all "zmg dont shave nothin ever" and telling me to wear flannel

And now my co-workers are looking at me funny for throwing up all over myself.

thats cuz she wants you to be a combination of me and chip except with feelings

mmmm flannel, best invention ever next to fixed gear bikes and sliced bread.

Shave using an electric hair trimmer with the shortest guard available. Then you get all the freshness, with none of the itchiness.

>:[

i have feelings AND a repair stand now thank you very much

I know you have feelings and a personality thats why she chose you over us hatfull burly men but her hunger for man hair cannot be denied

this thread is for hipsters

then get out