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hyperRevue 01-04-06 12:34 PM

Of Pistaboy, with his Pista and his chrome bag along with today's newspaper.

shants 01-04-06 12:34 PM

haha, the ole today's newspaper jams.

Ira in Chi 01-04-06 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by stendhalian
+1 (except, i think school's back in so pistaboy may be absent from the forums for awhile)

Ha! My little bro was on the same schedule- we actually talked the other day about how he needs a new roadbike so he can start putting in miles this summer. 14 also! And he has rode my gf's fixie around Chicago with me, like 2 years ago.

Serendipper 01-04-06 12:40 PM

PB's at school. If you disbelieve, watch him chime in at 3:30. You guys are total stalkers. Sheesh...

Maybe he should scan this quarter's syllabus too, hmmn?

Oh, and Missmercian is fake,too.(remember that old debate?) :rolleyes:

sr20det 01-04-06 12:42 PM

I think I've caught the culprit.

http://www.enjoycyprus.com/lucy_on_child_bike.jpg

behold, PISTABOY. :eek:

el twe 01-04-06 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by stendhalian
+1 (except, i think school's back in so pistaboy may be absent from the forums for awhile)

School deosn't keep me away from BF. I'm just on a little later than some of you...

hyperRevue 01-04-06 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by shants
haha, the ole today's newspaper jams.

Haha.
It's the only to prove it, man.
The only way.

stendhalian 01-04-06 12:45 PM

off topic but...where is my goddamned frame??!!...goddamnit USPS! goddamn christmas!!

phew, ok

Serendipper 01-04-06 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by stendhalian
off topic but...where is my goddamned frame??!!...goddamnit USPS! goddamn christmas!!

phew, ok

I am having the same exact issue...It sucks waking up thinking "do I have do go down there and fire up one of those short buses myself?!?"

Sheesh...I'm going with Santa next year, **** e-bay. :D

stendhalian 01-04-06 12:57 PM

luckily i work at home, but i am getting well tired of waiting around, not being able to leave my house until 1pm every ****ing day...

brunop 01-04-06 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by shants
woah, this is funny. i am seriously not dedicated enough to be pistaboy. sorry kids.

aiight shants, i believe ya. sorry 'bout the li'l tempest! but i guarantee ya'll ol' pistaboy ain't no 14 year-old. it's one of us. bank on it!

out.

dolface 01-04-06 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
...but i guarantee ya'll ol' pistaboy ain't no 14 year-old. it's one of us. bank on it!

out.

i have a feeling you might have to eat those words...

Serendipper 01-04-06 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by dolface
i have a feeling you might have to eat those words...

yup. Hope you're hungry...

http://www.selkirks.net/Database/Jun...ne/BigFork.jpg

mattface 01-04-06 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Serendipper
PB's at school. If you disbelieve, watch him chime in at 3:30. You guys are total stalkers. Sheesh...

Maybe he should scan this quarter's syllabus too, hmmn?

Oh, and Missmercian is fake,too.(remember that old debate?) :rolleyes:

Yeah, but MissMerican was "fake" BECAUSE we saw her picture, and no one could really look that hot right?

P-boy is (presumably fake) because no one could really manage to start so many cliche newb threads in such a short time.

Perhaps the roundness of time will show that Pista Boy is REALLY just as sincerely newbish as Missmerican is hot.

Personally I don't have an opinion on p-boy's realness, but I do think one would have to be a very dedicated and clever troll (not to mention bored) to make all that **** up. Shants is clever enough, but I think the gay porn cottage industry probably keeps him too busy.

shants 01-04-06 01:38 PM

i'm glad that you understand why i don't have time to be pistaboy

mcatano 01-04-06 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by mattface
Shants is clever enough, but I think the gay porn cottage industry probably keeps him too busy.

I thought it was the bullet belt cottage industry?

shants 01-04-06 01:54 PM

i haven't sold bullet belts for a bit.. i used to sell the **** out of them, though. alas! you have a good memory in any case

brunop 01-04-06 01:58 PM

ok ok ok, this is the last i'll say on all this--we ain't gonna hear hide nor hair from ol' pistaboy again. and for that i am sorry.

hyperRevue 01-04-06 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by mattface
Yeah, but MissMerican was "fake" BECAUSE we saw her picture, and no one could really look that hot right?

Karstan's call against MissMerican was that he claimed to have seen the pic she poster in conjunction with others in which she was nekkid.
So, he claimed that either the picture was fake or that she had some nudie pics on the net.

But that's old news.

hyperRevue 01-04-06 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
ok ok ok, this is the last i'll say on all this--we ain't gonna hear hide nor hair from ol' pistaboy again. and for that i am sorry.


I dunno.
With the exception of RVAbiker, I'd be sort of flattered that so much attention was being paid to me.
Might not be "good" attention but isn't necessarially bad or malicious.
LOVE LIVE PISTABOY!

Freudian slip if ever there was.
LONG LIVE PISTABOY!

brunop 01-04-06 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by hyperRevue
I dunno.
With the exception of RVAbiker, I'd be sort of flattered that so much attention was being paid to me.
Might not be "good" attention but isn't necessarially bad or malicious.
LOVE LIVE PISTABOY!

Freudian slip if ever there was.
LONG LIVE PISTABOY!

ok ok ok i lied. you're right, it ain't malicious at all! pistaboy whoever he or she is is great!! not all cynical and jaded and ****! jus' lovin' up on ridin' fixies an' ****!! go pistaboy!!! :)

mattface 01-04-06 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
pistaboy whoever he or she is is great!! not all cynical and jaded and ****!

Def not shants then

ashbiker 01-04-06 02:58 PM

I know pistaboy and it is not this guy "shants". pistaboy lives in southern oregon and comes into the shop i work at all the time. it's been funny seeing how everybody thinks that pistaboy is a fake account. I can assure you that he is real, just got a pista with a front brake and some clipless pedals. He has had a chrome bag for awhile. Right now he is in school. I just made an account just to clear this up

stendhalian 01-04-06 03:01 PM

we still need to see the photographic evidence

humancongereel 01-04-06 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by ashbiker
I know pistaboy and it is not this guy "shants". pistaboy lives in southern oregon and comes into the shop i work at all the time. it's been funny seeing how everybody thinks that pistaboy is a fake account. I can assure you that he is real, just got a pista with a front brake and some clipless pedals. He has had a chrome bag for awhile. Right now he is in school. I just made an account just to clear this up

troll


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