Deadly Sins on A Fixed Wheel Bicycle Ride
 

Let's hear it. What is the most terrible thing you can do?
What are the sins that you will burn in fixed hell for?

Here some examples:

1.) Walk
2.) Coast
3.) Scream "can't stop no brakes!"
4.) Complaining about steepness of hills
5.) Riding b123s :D

... and so on.

I don't know if this counts. I fixed a flat, tightened the wheel nuts finger tight, picked up the wrench, dropped something and got distracted, put everything in the saddle bag, got on bike and rode off.

Do you see which step I missed? Yep, I failed to tighten the wheel with the wrench. Much hilarity ensued.

sounds like hilarity.

6.) riding risers :D

wear lycra

Riding an iro with gears :p

sounds familiar...

Needlessly skidding through your rear tire far from home.

having a goofy helemet mounted light, repeatedly forgetting about it, and blinding other riders by looking them in the eyes.

calling me a dick when I suggest we abandon the aforementioned guys.

ha.

also, slowing a group ride by bickering about where to go. just go!

7. smoking a cigarette while also trying to use your hands to steer (as opposed to the much cooler looking no-handed-riding-while-smoking)

njs components..

Splitting from the group and getting lost.

not rocking a King Headset.

suicide hub.
&
650cc
&
130mm.
& the flop in flip.

ok, but seriously..not using velocity deep v's?

I actually saw someone get struck by lightning once, because he didn't have deep Vs.

that's what they freaking get!

Bah. Did it yesterday.

I had a water bottle on my IRO. and very briefly, some of that ugly camo pattern bar tape. am I going to hell?

post a thread on this forum about which bag you should buy.

Steal a Bike(The only guaranteed way to get in to hell).

carbon fiber and TI everything.....but its only to go get milk and get drunk at bars.

If I may redirect; this thread only refers to sins ON a bicycle ride and not to any other bicycle-related sins.

commiting adultry with your best friend's fixxie.

and

opening up a bicycle chop shop.

murder