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brunop 01-26-06 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by 32:17
I woke up at 5am and biking from my house rode 15 miles, climbing 3,000+ feet, on my fixed mountain bike. Rode home and switched to my fixed road bike and rode 25 miles, climbing 1,500 additional feet, for my ride into work. At 5:50 tonight I will get on my road bike and ride 20 miles (short cut) climbing 1,800K home. This is a typical week day for me. I do wear bibs and lycra/spandex but no logos. I do ride through 5 cities on my way to work but none of them are 'urban'. I don't ride my bike to the coffee shop or pub because I would rather spend my time/money on my bikes and family.

Both my bikes are fixed (hell I'm even fixed)
Being 'impure' is just fine with me.

aiight, i'll count you. you're pure! dap.
here's my minimum parameter for pure status in order to be counted (since this is what i do):
at least 24 miles a day commute.
all runs to liquor and grocery store must be ridden fixed.
chrome, re-load, or baileyworks bags only (no timbuk2--sorry).
no logos.

if you meet these minimum criteria, you are pure and can count yourself.

32:17 counts twice. :)

1>2 01-26-06 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by MKRG
I think we all know that anybody who rides wearing cycling specific clothing isn't a real biker. It's clear to me anyway, that those who wear that stuff are just out to show off on their little metric centuries and all that. They're just trying to get people to look at them.

If I missed the sarcasm, I will go ahead and apologize right now: Apology. However, I always thought that if you rode a bike you were a real biker. No?

In addition to that, I have lyrca pants and arm warmers. I got them because I thought they'd keep me warm, and they've done exactly that so far. Do I get points for having stolen them?

beard 01-26-06 01:17 PM

"pure fixie" resumes, aint that neat.

baxtefer 01-26-06 01:21 PM

smells like troll in here

zelah 01-26-06 01:47 PM

i know i'm not the only VBer, there arent many, but there's definatly more than one

32:17 01-26-06 01:49 PM

It is funny that the group defined as 'Pure' (Young, Urban, Crome Bag wearing, Fixed gear riding, Forum Posing) barely existed 10 years ago. Nevermind those roadies that have been riding fixed for the past 100 years.

Pure is my five year-old doing her first 'cross race on her heavy ass Target SS because it looks like fun running through the mud and carying her bike over barriers. Didn't care that she was last, didn't care what anybody thought. It was fun and that's all.

I wish I could be half as pure a cyclist as she is.

brunop 01-26-06 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by beard
"pure fixie" resumes, aint that neat.

tongue is firmly in cheek vis a vis "resumes"!!!

beard 01-26-06 02:06 PM

lol :X

brunop 01-26-06 02:13 PM

"'fixed' is just one of many ways to gear a bicycle, not a lifestyle."

i wouldn't be too sure of that. seriously. dap.

beard 01-26-06 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
"'fixed' is just one of many ways to gear a bicycle, not a lifestyle."

i wouldn't be too sure of that. seriously. dap.

+1

queerpunk 01-26-06 02:30 PM

stop. this is a stupid thread. it was a stupid post based on stupid arbitrary signifiers and now it's gone from stupid to stupider.

oharescrubs 01-26-06 03:15 PM

if that trainer dudes dont count, than couriers shouldnt count either... only dudes who buy langsters and iros stock.

metallo pesante 01-26-06 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
aiight, i'll count you. you're pure! dap.
here's my minimum parameter for pure status in order to be counted (since this is what i do):
at least 24 miles a day commute.
all runs to liquor and grocery store must be ridden fixed.
chrome, re-load, or baileyworks bags only (no timbuk2--sorry).
no logos.

if you meet these minimum criteria, you are pure and can count yourself.

32:17 counts twice. :)

well i'm glad that i recently switched from timbuk2 to chrome, too bad i can't legally enter the liquor store yet

trackandtrials 01-26-06 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
aiight, i'll count you. you're pure! dap.
here's my minimum parameter for pure status in order to be counted (since this is what i do):
at least 24 miles a day commute.
all runs to liquor and grocery store must be ridden fixed.
chrome, re-load, or baileyworks bags only (no timbuk2--sorry).
no logos.

if you meet these minimum criteria, you are pure and can count yourself.

32:17 counts twice. :)

What if the timbuk2 bag is >10 years old? Any street credits earned?

yonderboy 01-26-06 05:14 PM

Pureness = x + s^n + t^m + l*b

Where x = number of broken rims; y = number of wounds requiring stitches, n = average number of stitches; t = number of times in the dentist, m = number of teeth lost; b = bunny photos, l = number of pancakes.

QED

AfterThisNap 01-26-06 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
"'fixed' is just one of many ways to gear a bicycle, not a lifestyle."

i wouldn't be too sure of that. seriously. dap.

You are such a tool!



32x17, the story about your daughter is the cutest thing ever. The ONLY thing I like about SoCal is the riding/weather. You can just hammer forever and ever. Last time I was in LA I tried some very nice singletrack in Malibu Canyons. Ended up cracking my helmet.

Enough internet geekdom for the day. Gotta go get my azz kicked in Brooklyn.

Jerseysbest 01-26-06 05:56 PM

I think theres a troll somewhere slapping his monkey to this thread


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