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It is funny that the group defined as 'Pure' (Young, Urban, Crome Bag wearing, Fixed gear riding, Forum Posing) barely existed 10 years ago. Nevermind those roadies that have been riding fixed for the past 100 years.
Pure is my five year-old doing her first 'cross race on her heavy ass Target SS because it looks like fun running through the mud and carying her bike over barriers. Didn't care that she was last, didn't care what anybody thought. It was fun and that's all. I wish I could be half as pure a cyclist as she is. |
Originally Posted by beard
"pure fixie" resumes, aint that neat.
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lol :X
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"'fixed' is just one of many ways to gear a bicycle, not a lifestyle."
i wouldn't be too sure of that. seriously. dap. |
Originally Posted by brunop
"'fixed' is just one of many ways to gear a bicycle, not a lifestyle."
i wouldn't be too sure of that. seriously. dap. |
stop. this is a stupid thread. it was a stupid post based on stupid arbitrary signifiers and now it's gone from stupid to stupider.
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if that trainer dudes dont count, than couriers shouldnt count either... only dudes who buy langsters and iros stock.
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Originally Posted by brunop
aiight, i'll count you. you're pure! dap.
here's my minimum parameter for pure status in order to be counted (since this is what i do): at least 24 miles a day commute. all runs to liquor and grocery store must be ridden fixed. chrome, re-load, or baileyworks bags only (no timbuk2--sorry). no logos. if you meet these minimum criteria, you are pure and can count yourself. 32:17 counts twice. :) |
Originally Posted by brunop
aiight, i'll count you. you're pure! dap.
here's my minimum parameter for pure status in order to be counted (since this is what i do): at least 24 miles a day commute. all runs to liquor and grocery store must be ridden fixed. chrome, re-load, or baileyworks bags only (no timbuk2--sorry). no logos. if you meet these minimum criteria, you are pure and can count yourself. 32:17 counts twice. :) |
Pureness = x + s^n + t^m + l*b
Where x = number of broken rims; y = number of wounds requiring stitches, n = average number of stitches; t = number of times in the dentist, m = number of teeth lost; b = bunny photos, l = number of pancakes. QED |
Originally Posted by brunop
"'fixed' is just one of many ways to gear a bicycle, not a lifestyle."
i wouldn't be too sure of that. seriously. dap. 32x17, the story about your daughter is the cutest thing ever. The ONLY thing I like about SoCal is the riding/weather. You can just hammer forever and ever. Last time I was in LA I tried some very nice singletrack in Malibu Canyons. Ended up cracking my helmet. Enough internet geekdom for the day. Gotta go get my azz kicked in Brooklyn. |
I think theres a troll somewhere slapping his monkey to this thread
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