I am the peanut butter. Prove me wrong, if you can....

If shants is the jam, I wanna be the toast. With lots of butter!!!

****, i cannot believe that i'm associated with this thread.

http://photos-636.facebook.com/n10/4...59636_3115.jpg

Lets see Shant's belt....

Its pretty pathetic that you have a belt that says jamtastic... even more if you had that made...

You cannot believe it, and yet you cannot tear yourself away from the monitor. It's positively Shakespearian.

Hahahah. My name has been jamtastic since eighth grade. I was a member of the golf team in Houston tx and we all went and got one made with our nicknames. My favorite was a tiny kid getting Liono. Thundercats give me erections.

Well on the one hand I've never been obnoxious enough to inspire someone to start an obnoxious thread about me :)

But on the other hand I've never been obnoxious enough to have someone start an obnoxious thread about me :(

Maybe now that I've vented all those lame jam jokes that I've been bottling up all that will change. hope springs eternal.

shants, is that you?
http://www.procyclingphotos.com/imag...0vuelta022.jpg
riding off to get some a dis?
http://sfc2004.kir.jp/web/archives/JAM.JPG

Lets see Shant's belt....[/QUOTE]

touche

haha

so if that belt belongs to shants, does that mean that Jamtastic is on shants's jock?

shants is jamtastic

Holy cr*p, look at that ginsu death wheel..."guaranteed to end your riding career in a matter of miliseconds!"

That picture must have been taken before Michele Bartoli had his knee cap sliced off and his tibia pushed up through the opening when he tried to stand. He soon thereafter fainted...

wait...what happened? death wheel?

though i have never heard of one braking. The rev x is known to be sharp as a razor blade.

bikes are dangerous : (

Try being more abrasive and sarcastic. Use more profanity. Use the word ****** a lot. Post pearls of wisdom such as "risks are the jam," "riding drunk is the greatest thing ever," and "brakes are for fakes."
Cultivate a following that will fawn over your every post and will post the ever brilliant "eat a dick" occasionally.

edited to remove double quote

pics?

Bikes are the jam. Shants is a person.

you all suck because you're awesome NOT. you fsk'n ******s. oh yeah, "get hit by cars"

please stalk me

if by pathetic you mean awesome, then yes!

i have a belt like that that say jack. it's not my name. but i was playing pool once and had a very enthusiastic jack notice it and congratulate me heavily on it, and thus i became jack for an evening. moral: you are whatever your crappy thriftstore gear says you are.

The level of absurdity here is truly staggering.

[QUOTE=... "get hit by cars"

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You first. Chug some cock.

This is getting a little out of hand, does a Mod need to be alerted.

edited. i had a metaphorical chill pill.

http://www.talx.nl/images/chill_copy.jpg

Yeah bridgestoneboy, don't you understand that this forum is about irony and sarcasm? It's not all about being serious, and uptight. Things are funny when they are not as they appear!

You just don't get it, dude!

i had one made that says "******bag" - which, appropriately, is what a feel like for posting in this ******** thread.