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No_Minkah

02-01-06 04:35 PM

Bikes are the jam. Shants is a person.

rexbantam

02-01-06 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shankton

Try being more abrasive and sarcastic. Use more profanity. Use the word ****** a lot. Post pearls of wisdom such as "risks are the jam," "riding drunk is the greatest thing ever," and "brakes are for fakes."
Cultivate a following that will fawn over your every post and will post the ever brilliant "eat a dick" occasionally.

edited to remove double quote

you all suck because you're awesome NOT. you fsk'n ******s. oh yeah, "get hit by cars"

please stalk me

killsurfcity

02-01-06 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wangster

Its pretty pathetic that you have a belt that says jamtastic... even more if you had that made...

if by pathetic you mean awesome, then yes!

killsurfcity

02-01-06 04:45 PM

i have a belt like that that say jack. it's not my name. but i was playing pool once and had a very enthusiastic jack notice it and congratulate me heavily on it, and thus i became jack for an evening. moral: you are whatever your crappy thriftstore gear says you are.

vomitron

02-01-06 04:45 PM

The level of absurdity here is truly staggering.

shankton

02-01-06 06:36 PM

[QUOTE=... "get hit by cars"

[/QUOTE]

You first. Chug some cock.

bridgestoneboy

02-01-06 06:38 PM

This is getting a little out of hand, does a Mod need to be alerted.

Jamtastic

02-01-06 06:42 PM

edited. i had a metaphorical chill pill.

http://www.talx.nl/images/chill_copy.jpg

vomitron

02-01-06 08:23 PM

Yeah bridgestoneboy, don't you understand that this forum is about irony and sarcasm? It's not all about being serious, and uptight. Things are funny when they are not as they appear!

You just don't get it, dude!

HexagonSun

02-01-06 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wangster

Its pretty pathetic that you have a belt that says jamtastic... even more if you had that made...

i had one made that says "******bag" - which, appropriately, is what a feel like for posting in this ******** thread.

bridgestoneboy

02-01-06 09:01 PM

I think you guys need to read the rules again.

No_Minkah

02-01-06 09:09 PM

http://eil.com/newgallery/Anthrax-I-...--Po-74974.jpg

bridgestoneboy

02-01-06 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vomitron

Things are funny when they are not as they appear!

This is actually pretty funny.

paule

02-01-06 09:45 PM

Risks are the new meh.

paypal_gangster

02-02-06 05:06 AM

bridgestoneBOY...hmmm...

Aeroplane

02-02-06 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paule

Risks are the new meh.

Originally read this as "Risks are the new math", which I thought was much more entertaining.

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