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Brian 02-03-06 05:15 PM

Let me just break an arm and leg for you, and save you the trouble.

crushkilldstroy 02-03-06 05:18 PM

deal.

i get off work at like 9:15, just swing on by. make it quick though, because i gotta meet some friends at the bar.

Brian 02-03-06 05:46 PM

You're uncharacteristically agreeable today.

Sheldon Brown 02-03-06 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by bridgestoneboy
I could indo a tandem not even trying.

I don't believe it.



Originally Posted by bridgestoneboy
Sheldon Brown is a lunatic.

Ya think? ;-)

http://sheldonbrown.org/images/Solotand-BS.JPEG

Sheldon "Nolo Contendere" Brown
Code:

+-----------------------------------------------------------+
|  Oh freddled gruntbuggly                                  |
|  thy micturations are to me                              |
|  As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.            |
|  Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.        |
|  And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bind-lewurdles,  |
|  Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my          |
|  blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!                        |
|                              -- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+


drac_vamp 02-03-06 06:17 PM

I wonder if Sheldon ever wakes up and thinks to himself:
"Hmm... maybe today I won't be totally magical... maybe today I won't be a huge ray of sunshine for anyone that has ever thought fondly of a bike... maybe today I will just try not to be the apple of everyone on here's collective eye... hmm... maybe I'll just stay in bed and not do anything"

and then he stays in bed, and he is still totally all those things. It's so comforting to know that there's a Sheldon in the world. Like, yeah, the world sucks and I'm angry a lot of the time... But, my gosh, that picture pretty much could make the frowning of a whole century dissappear. No joke.

No_Minkah 02-03-06 06:46 PM

this was the thread I used to dread
Now it's the post I love the most

prendrefeu 02-03-06 07:24 PM

thank you sheldon.

DownRodeo 02-03-06 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
Someone good with brakeless will fare just as well as someone with brakes in an emergency stop situation. The important thing is having internalized how to stop suddenly if need be, whether you have hand brakes or not. If you are mentally unprepared, you're screwed with or without. If you are specifically prepared, you're OK, again with or without.

Obviously your point about knowing how to use it is understood. But fact remains that no, someone good with brakeless will not fare just as well. It wil take them longer to stop.

Agreed, the mental portion is the biggest anyways. But if we compare apples to apples (equal reaction time), your brakeless friend will lose. Not to mention the additional time it takes to get your ass off the seat and lean forward to try to skid.

Fugazi Dave 02-03-06 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by DownRodeo
Not to mention the additional time it takes to get your ass off the seat and lean forward to try to skid.

I can bust a skid no problem with my ass planted firmly on my saddle.

crushkilldstroy 02-03-06 09:01 PM

i think it's about time to end this little argument. we all agree that we're going to die some day. and if i die in an accident, my life insurance pays double. more money for the illegitimate children that i may or may not have.

schwinnboy 02-03-06 09:28 PM

Wait, riding without brakes seems like suicide. God, why would you do something so dangerous. Then again Darwin had a point. Go for it. Take off your breaks and then don't wear a helmet either. You're just making the human race smarter.

Brian 02-03-06 10:56 PM

Go back to the bridge you came out from under.

bigbikerbrian 02-04-06 03:40 AM

go back to the bridge from under which you came...out?

Brian 02-04-06 03:56 AM

The ss/fixie threads have no use for grammar police. You get the idea. :D

shankton 02-04-06 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
You're uncharacteristically agreeable today.

Way OT, but uncharacteristically has 20 letters in it. I can't think of another word that you would use in normal conversation or writing that has 20 or more letters.

Brian 02-04-06 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by shankton
Way OT, but uncharacteristically has 20 letters in it. I can't think of another word that you would use in normal conversation or writing that has 20 or more letters.

Go to town. http://longwords.org/longlist.html

DoshKel 02-04-06 04:04 PM

THe last 4 posts have been about grammer and words :o

Nice :D

Phillio 02-04-06 04:11 PM

grammar

sloppy robot 02-04-06 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by shants
i am totally down for wearing a stupid padded suit and trying to endo a tandem. i am very serious.

shants.. if you do, i call camera duties.. lets do this...

spud 02-04-06 06:38 PM

this thread is e-stupid

bridgestoneboy 02-04-06 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by sloppy robot
shants.. if you do, i call camera duties.. lets do this...


Shanty pants, lets do this. Sheldon your wrong, just like your hub and chainline chart.


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