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Bike Pain Story - Ladies - Ow.

Old 02-03-06, 12:05 AM
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i don't have a labia, but it sounds really painful. le white rabbit i think has forgotten her facial wound woes and is cringing in the corner going "ow, ow, ow".

best of luck. vagina of steel...wow.
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Old 02-03-06, 12:41 AM
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If it's any consolation...

I used to have two bikes - a Raliegh ladies 3-speed and an old, brown 27" man's roadie, make forgotten. The Raliegh was my shopping bike and I used to other one for quick and light trips.

Well, I'd been out shopping all morning on the Raliegh and then got a call to drop by my mom's so I grabbed the roadie and sailed off. At the top of my local hill, I glanced down and noticed that my front tire seemed a little low. I did the logical thing - hit the brakes and hopped forward to check the tire. Forgot about the top bar.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep in mind the darn thing was really too big for me to begin with...

I feel your pain!
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Old 02-03-06, 02:21 AM
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i saw my friend's nuts after he had his whole scrotum tattooed...

feel lucky...

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Old 02-03-06, 04:23 AM
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Ouch.
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Holy crap, that is the scariest thing I've ever heard of. Hope you heal up soon.

I will be filing off my cable-guides VERY soon, methinks.
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Old 02-03-06, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
you are officially cooler than afterthisnap's girlfriend. congratulations.
Awwwww, darn. Hope you heal fast though.
You should snap a pic of the pants for the " Oh Sh#*" response.
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Old 02-03-06, 09:06 AM
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Well, I guess that's a good reason not to get the Roby Roy. I never thought about the damage the cable guides could do on top of the top tube.

Heal fast and I hope you feel better soon.
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Old 02-03-06, 09:13 AM
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just be glad that your labia was there to take the brunt of the impact.. imagine having no cushion :\

hope you feel better.. but save some of those pain meds for later
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Old 02-03-06, 09:42 AM
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Hella OW! No need to get back on that horse again for a while. Hope the baking soda is nice to you.
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Old 02-03-06, 09:47 AM
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My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.
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GAAAAHH! oh my GOD. i'm aching in sympathy. i've, um, taken a couple of good bumps but nothing like that.

*shudder*
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if the cable guide had blood in it, does that mean that it tore thru all of your clothing until meeting its match with the lips of steel?

that's very clark kent... but in a coerced sorta way.
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Old 02-03-06, 01:27 PM
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Damn, that's rough. Get well soon.
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Originally Posted by mcatano
My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.
Oh my god.
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Originally Posted by mcatano
...holding his nut in his hand...
what happened to the other one?
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Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
Awwwww, darn. Hope you heal fast though.
You should snap a pic of the pants for the " Oh Sh#*" response.
My bf wanted me to take a picture of the pants but I forgot and started washing them and he got sad haha.
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<----- wincing
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now we know why they make those womens bikes with no crossbar
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Oh god, I'm not having sex tonight...
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Originally Posted by mcatano
My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.

oh. my. god.


i don't want to think about that any more. ever.
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Old 02-03-06, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by humancongereel
oh. my. god.


i don't want to think about that any more. ever.

Yeah, it's **** like that that makes me want to wear a padded-suit everywhere I go.

Egads.
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Originally Posted by mcatano
My friend Dave's roommate in Athens ripped his scroat open when he crashed his BMX. Apparently he just sat on the ground, holding his nut in his hand, screaming.
Immediately after reading this, my testicle shot up inside of my body and hid. Holy jesus.. that's just.. wow..
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OUCH!!!

(That's for both RVAbatman and mcatano's friend Dave's roomate).
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I guess I'll stop giving my wife a hard time about bike riding and let her sit on the couch instead.
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This thread is making me feel a bit ill, and I routinely take scabs off my legs with utility knives and nail clippers. JHTC
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