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bringing the bike into the bedroom

Old 02-05-06, 12:23 AM
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there's a book about that sorta love:
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Old 02-05-06, 12:34 AM
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Do think the bike is more decorative in the living room. art deco. The recumbent might work better in the bed room.
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Old 02-05-06, 12:39 AM
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so....like...having sex while trackstanding on a fixed bent?


wow. talk about kinky. i'd almost call that **** weird.
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Old 02-05-06, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by humancongereel
so....like...having sex while trackstanding on a fixed bent?


wow. talk about kinky. i'd almost call that **** weird.
I'd call that elevating your game.

*golf clap*

On that note, hello lesbian 3-some bike porn:



Okay, maybe not ... but I tried.
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Old 02-05-06, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 531phile
there's a book about that sorta love:
That is freaking awesome!
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Old 02-05-06, 06:49 PM
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i can't believe this thread has survived as long as it has
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Old 02-05-06, 07:38 PM
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i was thinking a more bondage idea. using old tubes to tie to the frame/bars.
the wheels would have to go.
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Old 02-05-06, 07:44 PM
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Hell no it can't join me in the bedroom. I'd finish too fast looking at the bike. Ohhhhhh....
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Old 02-05-06, 11:53 PM
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I got the bike in the bedroom thing covered. Now I just need to get a girl up in there.
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Old 02-06-06, 12:29 AM
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girl - "Why is your bike in your bedroom?"

me - "Because I was drunk and brought it in here; looks like you and the bike have something in common."
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Old 02-06-06, 02:05 AM
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you all need to get laid
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Originally Posted by MLPROJECT
you all need to get laid
Truth.

(for me at least )
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of course we all need to get laid. who doesn't like sex? for me, ideally, it would be a couple of times a day....

we need to get laid...

what an unnecessary observation...; )
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