chrome pistas are the jesus mohammed and buddha butter jam
04-07-06, 05:18 PM
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chrome pistas are the jesus mohammed and buddha butter jam
Rise up, believers, for you are being slandered like the Charleton Heston in Planet of the Apes. Those damn dirty apes with their effete ornate lug worship on their fey njs coolio noodles. Arise and take back your birthright, lead them to the water and launch them out into the sea of their sickly wants and needs on their delicately painted rafts lunching on their doomed shipmate's purchasing decisions. Rise and Shine, Believers. Rise and Shine. The Revolution has already begun.
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04-07-06, 06:29 PM
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The Jesus Mohammed and Buddha butter jam? I don't believe you. Maybe you should draw me a cartoon to illustrate your point.
04-07-06, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by the pope
effete ornate lug worship on their fey njs coolio noodles.
04-07-06, 07:02 PM
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My Pista is a tool.
04-07-06, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by the pope
Rise up, believers, for you are being slandered like the Charleton Heston in Planet of the Apes. Those damn dirty apes with their effete ornate lug worship on their fey njs coolio noodles. Arise and take back your birthright, lead them to the water and launch them out into the sea of their sickly wants and needs on their delicately painted rafts lunching on their doomed shipmate's purchasing decisions. Rise and Shine, Believers. Rise and Shine. The Revolution has already begun.
nah , man....fugq that isht. i will rise against you pista owners! CONVERSION RIDERS UNITE! besides you soc's need to chill out....me and pony boy'll hafta cause a ruckus if you dont chill it.
04-07-06, 07:33 PM
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Your names are all being logged in the big book of Reflective Redemption. That is bound and kept in a safe.
04-07-06, 07:58 PM
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I'm a pista owner... a pista CONCEPT!!! oh snap... chrome pistas ain't got nothin on the matte black and celeste pista concept... booyeah!!!
04-07-06, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by wangster
I'm a pista owner... a pista CONCEPT!!! oh snap... chrome pistas ain't got nothin on the matte black and celeste pista concept... booyeah!!!
04-07-06, 11:57 PM
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I was on a ride this winter, and overheard somebody slandering somebody else's Pista (to his face, at least), and he was all "Some stupid human made your bike. Mine was made by robots. ROBOTS!"
Good point, I thought.
Good point, I thought.
04-08-06, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by freebird
I was on a ride this winter, and overheard somebody slandering somebody else's Pista (to his face, at least), and he was all "Some stupid human made your bike. Mine was made by robots. ROBOTS!"
Good point, I thought.
Good point, I thought.
I bet that was me!
04-08-06, 12:10 AM
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Damn! I want a bike made by robots. Oh wait I own a Fuji track...is that made by robots?
04-08-06, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by efarrar
Damn! I want a bike made by robots. Oh wait I own a Fuji track...is that made by robots?
I don't understand how all these people here think they can step when their bikes were built by mere mortals.
04-08-06, 12:29 AM
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Yeah no crap. Who made your frame? Mr. naganabealivein200years?
The Weld-a-tron-12000 will still be making quality frames when I buy my great grandson his first bike. If he hasn't already enslaved the human race.
The Weld-a-tron-12000 will still be making quality frames when I buy my great grandson his first bike. If he hasn't already enslaved the human race.
04-08-06, 02:32 AM
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+infinity times two.
heh, and i heart my chrome pista. stripped of all decals but the headbadge and "chick designed" sticker, it really is nice.
heh, and i heart my chrome pista. stripped of all decals but the headbadge and "chick designed" sticker, it really is nice.
04-08-06, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Spor
I don't understand how all these people here think they can step when their bikes were built by mere mortals.
04-08-06, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by giessel
but who made the robots**************************************************??