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"What kind of mother ****er plants catctus in their front yard?"

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Old 04-28-06, 09:16 PM
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nothing interesting here.
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"What kind of mother ****er plants catctus in their front yard?"

says adamkell after 15 rounds of footdown. Pictures to come later.
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Old 04-28-06, 09:26 PM
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Plenty of people down here. In fact, I pulled a cactus thorn out of my flatted front tire tonight. It was rock-hard.

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No, no, no. It's all palm trees and hibiscus down here. There's only one cactus in Gainesville. It almost seemed like Adam steered for it. He had a bunch in his cheek, three in his nostril, and about a million in his side. He screamed like a little girl. He's crying in the bathroom with tweezers right now.
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this post is useless without pics bro!
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What in the blue **** is going on over there.
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Have cacti in the front and back yard and all over for miles and miles . . .
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its like a thousand pricks against one!
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its like a thousand pricks against one!
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ah man, what *******s. I'm still finding cactus pricks where there should definitely NOT be cactus pricks.

Whatever. I still won the most rounds of footdown.
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Originally Posted by ostro
its like a thousand pricks against one!
Like being in bed with a porcupine?
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Dag Nabbit...i think he's on to something!
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Ha! Adamkell slept with a procupine!! ...And he's a prick!!
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what's a procupine? a hedgehog that has sex for money?
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Originally Posted by humancongereel
what's a procupine? a hedgehog that has sex for money?
oh god i lol'ed
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