i honked at a car today
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Originally Posted by Aeroplane
Yesterday, a car that was rolling through a stop sign on a right turn almost hit me. I glared back at them with hatred as I passed by. As he came from behind, he gave me a little honk, and waved apologetically. I waved back, accepting his apology.
Not all honks are bad.
Not all honks are bad.
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Originally Posted by Ready to Ruck
Also, a couple years ago a man, in NYC, was shot nine times (before hitting the ground) because cops thought he had a grenade. turns out he was eating an apple.
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i never tire of retellin' this li'l anecdote. to wit:
dude i know was runnin' (i know it's not bikin') and some fratboy type yelled some ***** about bein' a *** or somethin' in his li'l runnin' shorts. car stops at light, runnerdude climbs up on hood of car, drops li'l runnin' shorts and takes a huge dump on the guys hood and windshield, pulls his shorts up and runs off. it gets better. the fratboy's girlfrind was in the passenger seat and freaked so bad she almost fainted. started screaming and yelling incoherently. bet the fratboy didn't get any that night.
this is a true story.
dude i know was runnin' (i know it's not bikin') and some fratboy type yelled some ***** about bein' a *** or somethin' in his li'l runnin' shorts. car stops at light, runnerdude climbs up on hood of car, drops li'l runnin' shorts and takes a huge dump on the guys hood and windshield, pulls his shorts up and runs off. it gets better. the fratboy's girlfrind was in the passenger seat and freaked so bad she almost fainted. started screaming and yelling incoherently. bet the fratboy didn't get any that night.
this is a true story.
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here's an anecdote i posted that happened to me a few months ago. a lot o' people called me out on it (rightly probably in retrospect). i have matured greatly since then though.
but still:
just had to share this amusin' li'l anecdote about a confrontation i had this mornin' with a "motorist". i was comin' out of whole foods parkin' lot where i'd picked up my lunch and was headin' to work (this is in newton, ma) and this car came by and brushed my ****in' leg. there was plenty of room but the car made contact and kept on goin'. so i accelerated and caught 'em a ways down the road. now if it'd been an old lady or somethin' i'd've just let it go, but it was an old fat dude in fancyass lexus or something. so i started pointin' at 'em and gesturing (using all my fingers at this point) and the dude rolls his window down and i say, "hey, how 'bout sharin' the road?". motherfocker responds: "shut the **** up!" i'm my usual mature self and respond: "**** you, you fat bastard". dude takes off from the light and i stay right with him harassin' him and kickin' the side of his whip and generally talkin' **** and he's gettin' all heated up an' **** and gesturin' and i thought he was gonna have a ****in' coronary. i started laughin' and he got even more insane! i swear i thought he was gonna wreck!
anyway, it was fun.
but still:
just had to share this amusin' li'l anecdote about a confrontation i had this mornin' with a "motorist". i was comin' out of whole foods parkin' lot where i'd picked up my lunch and was headin' to work (this is in newton, ma) and this car came by and brushed my ****in' leg. there was plenty of room but the car made contact and kept on goin'. so i accelerated and caught 'em a ways down the road. now if it'd been an old lady or somethin' i'd've just let it go, but it was an old fat dude in fancyass lexus or something. so i started pointin' at 'em and gesturing (using all my fingers at this point) and the dude rolls his window down and i say, "hey, how 'bout sharin' the road?". motherfocker responds: "shut the **** up!" i'm my usual mature self and respond: "**** you, you fat bastard". dude takes off from the light and i stay right with him harassin' him and kickin' the side of his whip and generally talkin' **** and he's gettin' all heated up an' **** and gesturin' and i thought he was gonna have a ****in' coronary. i started laughin' and he got even more insane! i swear i thought he was gonna wreck!
anyway, it was fun.
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some ****** was leaning out of the backseat of a car to tell me to "get a car *******!" this was during the public transporation strike, so there was traffic jams everywhere. why this guy thinks another car on the road is a good idea is beyond me.
as I was considering, pulling out my water bottle and hosing him in the face, his driver friend had to slam on the brakes for the red light they just sped towards, and the guy in the backseat almost fell out of the car.
as I was considering, pulling out my water bottle and hosing him in the face, his driver friend had to slam on the brakes for the red light they just sped towards, and the guy in the backseat almost fell out of the car.
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Originally Posted by morbot
teh greatest is to carry a fake grenade and ride up and pull the pin and throw it in their window
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Originally Posted by skelly
some ****** was leaning out of the backseat of a car to tell me to "get a car *******!" this was during the public transporation strike, so there was traffic jams everywhere. why this guy thinks another car on the road is a good idea is beyond me.
as I was considering, pulling out my water bottle and hosing him in the face, his driver friend had to slam on the brakes for the red light they just sped towards, and the guy in the backseat almost fell out of the car.
as I was considering, pulling out my water bottle and hosing him in the face, his driver friend had to slam on the brakes for the red light they just sped towards, and the guy in the backseat almost fell out of the car.
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Originally Posted by anarchocyclist
This is how many of my dreams end, except in my dreams the car explodes in a beautiful blossom of orange fire and my bike grows wings and I fly over a rainbow on which a unicorn with a ktten on its back is dancing and the heavens open and I pedal into the palm of the hand of God accompanied by an angelic choir. So thanks.
Enjoy
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If you're like certain members of the BF, you could just launch yourself shoulder first into his windshield, flip over the back and total the guy's car with your body, only to get up and ride off.
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This may be stupid too but you know how it is. I've gotten right in front of them at the red light and when it changes green I don't move until the light cycles to yellow and then just as it hits red I go through and wave bye bye. In my town it's mostly frat boys but if it looks like a psycho killer then I go on my way.
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yeah, i work in Wellesley Hills and I ride through Newton daily. There's no shortage of duochebags who have no concept of anything outside of their giant cars.
Originally Posted by brunop
here's an anecdote i posted that happened to me a few months ago. a lot o' people called me out on it (rightly probably in retrospect). i have matured greatly since then though.
but still:
just had to share this amusin' li'l anecdote about a confrontation i had this mornin' with a "motorist". i was comin' out of whole foods parkin' lot where i'd picked up my lunch and was headin' to work (this is in newton, ma) and this car came by and brushed my ****in' leg. there was plenty of room but the car made contact and kept on goin'. so i accelerated and caught 'em a ways down the road. now if it'd been an old lady or somethin' i'd've just let it go, but it was an old fat dude in fancyass lexus or something. so i started pointin' at 'em and gesturing (using all my fingers at this point) and the dude rolls his window down and i say, "hey, how 'bout sharin' the road?". motherfocker responds: "shut the **** up!" i'm my usual mature self and respond: "**** you, you fat bastard". dude takes off from the light and i stay right with him harassin' him and kickin' the side of his whip and generally talkin' **** and he's gettin' all heated up an' **** and gesturin' and i thought he was gonna have a ****in' coronary. i started laughin' and he got even more insane! i swear i thought he was gonna wreck!
anyway, it was fun.
but still:
just had to share this amusin' li'l anecdote about a confrontation i had this mornin' with a "motorist". i was comin' out of whole foods parkin' lot where i'd picked up my lunch and was headin' to work (this is in newton, ma) and this car came by and brushed my ****in' leg. there was plenty of room but the car made contact and kept on goin'. so i accelerated and caught 'em a ways down the road. now if it'd been an old lady or somethin' i'd've just let it go, but it was an old fat dude in fancyass lexus or something. so i started pointin' at 'em and gesturing (using all my fingers at this point) and the dude rolls his window down and i say, "hey, how 'bout sharin' the road?". motherfocker responds: "shut the **** up!" i'm my usual mature self and respond: "**** you, you fat bastard". dude takes off from the light and i stay right with him harassin' him and kickin' the side of his whip and generally talkin' **** and he's gettin' all heated up an' **** and gesturin' and i thought he was gonna have a ****in' coronary. i started laughin' and he got even more insane! i swear i thought he was gonna wreck!
anyway, it was fun.
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Originally Posted by 12XU
Smashing a dude's mirror off with a U-lock is just going to push him/her to be aggressive to all of the cyclists s/he passes in the future...
Note: many sideview mirrors do come off surprisingly easily. I was riding the bike lane once when a new murano pulled out without looking. I shot for a small hole between the car and traffic and clipped the mirror with my shoulder. It popped off cleanly and shot down the street without a bruise or anything to me.
Another time I got "lightly" doored by an opening taxi door. I got squeezed between the door and an escalade mirror which didn't fold or move at all.
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Originally Posted by Ready to Ruck
Also, a couple years ago a man, in NYC, was shot nine times (before hitting the ground) because cops thought he had a grenade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amadou_...hooting_victim)
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Originally Posted by jaypee
Originally Posted by Ready to Ruck
Also, a couple years ago a man, in NYC, was shot nine times (before hitting the ground) because cops thought he had a grenade. turns out he was eating an apple.
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Originally Posted by Ready to Ruck
Also, a couple years ago a man, in NYC, was shot nine times (before hitting the ground) because cops thought he had a grenade. turns out he was eating an apple.
nope
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Coming home from our cycle slaughterama after party in richmond with a few friends. We had to cross a bridge to get back into our part of the city. As we are crossing, some ****** bag throws two yeungling*sp* bottles at us. We start yelling and ****, but figure its pointless because there isnt a stoplight for a goodways , so we just ride on. Three lights later, there he is. Some random guy on a moped who saw the whole thing pulls up to the car with us, hits it with his chain lock and procedes to yell at the driver and passengers who threw the bottles. My two friends and i open the rear door and punch, kick, slap, and spit on the passenger who is totally **** faced, and end up drawing the attention of the police. Driver gets arrested for a DUI and we walk away unscathed. Crazy fkn night.
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Originally Posted by Ready to Ruck
Also, a couple years ago a man, in NYC, was shot nine times (before hitting the ground) because cops thought he had a grenade. turns out he was eating an apple.
Originally Posted by eddiebrannan
nope
Police Officers are modern day superheroes
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Back to the horn, I do have an airzound and it is quite loud. When I use it drivers think another car is beeping at them. I have started shouting matches between drivers using it.
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Originally Posted by Learn_not2burn
It's so wrong, but I really want to carry around one of those boating air horns when I ride.
Then I remember I don't have a messenger bag.
But I have dibs on the idea for if I ever get one.
DIBS!
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Originally Posted by VCURFCwinger14
Coming home from our cycle slaughterama after party in richmond with a few friends. We had to cross a bridge to get back into our part of the city. As we are crossing, some ****** bag throws two yeungling*sp* bottles at us. We start yelling and ****, but figure its pointless because there isnt a stoplight for a goodways , so we just ride on. Three lights later, there he is. Some random guy on a moped who saw the whole thing pulls up to the car with us, hits it with his chain lock and procedes to yell at the driver and passengers who threw the bottles. My two friends and i open the rear door and punch, kick, slap, and spit on the passenger who is totally **** faced, and end up drawing the attention of the police. Driver gets arrested for a DUI and we walk away unscathed. Crazy fkn night.
Spit?!?
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yes... you know... the saliva in your mouth... only projectile.
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If someone gives you crap, just yell 'Thank you!' or 'Have a nice day!', y'know, something totally unexpected (put on your best sarcasm voice though). A confused driver is a lot more fun than an angry one (who can run you down in his car)
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It was my pastor!
I did the same thing not too long ago after a guy honked. He had tinted windows, so I couldn't see who it was until it was too late. I feel real bad about flipping off my pastor, his wife, and two teen-aged daughters.
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"I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness, glad of other men's good, content with my harm." As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 2. Shakespeare.
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