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Old 06-01-06, 01:42 PM
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haha i was in a van outside a show once and there was a bottle of piss in it. we were hanging and one of the guys decides to go throw the bottle out. he grabs it and starts to walk and a cop is like "come here! whatcha doin?" and my friend says "throwing this away" and the cop tells him "you can't have an open beer and hang out on the streets. i'm gonna have to give you a ticket." my friend laughs and says "oh, well, this isn't beer. it's piss" then cop puts away his ticket book, shakes his head, and walks off without saying anything.
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Originally Posted by Matthew A Brown
matthewandre: man
matthewandre: there was a few times on tour when i'd be like
matthewandre: **** you all i'm peeing right now
matthewandre: rather than wait or stop or something
matthewandre: this is usually post-show and kinda drunk, but not
matthewandre: so i'd get a coke bottle
matthewandre: and man
matthewandre: there's a certain kind of terror watching that thing fill up
matthewandre: cos its going fast
dude: mwa ha ha
dude: yeah
dude: \it's amazing
dude: the gatorade bottles are nice cuase of the wider mouth
matthewandre: and its like
matthewandre: WHAT IF IT FILLS UP

matthewandre was kind enough to change "zorak8me" to "dude"

Actually, when you said 'tour' I thought you meant 'bike tour' and not 'band tour'. I was kinda wondering how you could pee into a coke bottle while riding a bike, or how that was a better alternative than stopping.
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Old 06-01-06, 01:51 PM
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Well, you could've said something. You know. In the IM window.


Dork.
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Stop Editing


What Is This Amateur Hour Omgz



edit: ****ing anti-caps
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no need to stop. in the tour de france, they just veer off downwind of the peloton and let it fly.
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Coqui 900 : Keep it real or keep it movin.
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also let me mention kyle will make-out with---ANYONE.so if he wont make-out with you.....youre assed out.
****! hehehe I better start wearing my magical bike powers belt. I don't know where I put it?
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****! hehehe I better start wearing my magical bike powers belt. I don't know where I put it?
get a new one here

don't worry, it's white
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i don't think a belt will make a difference. but what the **** do i know, i just liek to ride bikes.
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Originally Posted by celephaiz
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don't worry, it's white

Oh shucks, thanks a lot!
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Originally Posted by sherbert tights
i don't think a belt will make a difference. but what the **** do i know, i just liek to ride bikes.
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
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Old 06-01-06, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair
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Originally Posted by sloppy robot
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair

Yeah, it can be pretty unstoppable.
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Originally Posted by sloppy robot
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair
haha! Isn't the kid from the original movie the same kid in breaking away? I should work on hair like his. Maybe not shower for a week or two?
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Old 06-01-06, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
haha! Isn't the kid from the original movie the same kid in breaking away? I should work on hair like his. Maybe not shower for a week or two?
1. yes.. kelly was moocher... now hes bald and smokes cigars

2. no work needed.. youre doing just fine
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
Can I make out with the boy you live with too. Anyways boys give way better head than girls.
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
i like to give people i don't know a hard time. it is part of my charm
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everyone should just shut the **** up right now
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Originally Posted by [165]
everyone should just shut the **** up right now
yeah...! [165] should shut the **** up, this **** is hott. I am def gettin turned on!
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Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
yeah...! [165] should shut the **** up, this **** is hott. I am def gettin turned on!
165 is just bummed his steez of swooping forum honeys is getting bit

"omg, i totally love bikes too!"
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No, I am pretty sure Vomitron is the one swooping and [165] just found his true love.
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ive been wanting some armenian, lately
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Originally Posted by sherbert tights
i like to give people i don't know a hard time. it is part of my charm

haha, as do I, obviously!

edit. Wait, we weren't fighting right?
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Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
Can I make out with the boy you live with too. Anyways boys give way better head than girls.
ask him yourself, he is on the forums!
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