What was Chicago doing for those three hours...
 

...when no one was posting on BikeForums?

Naturally, we were drinking Malort in alleys and doing assisted and nonassisted Nathan Fabians.

YouTube: cogsci and chicagoamdream drinking malort.

YouTube: chimblysweep's first shot of malort.

Here's cardstock:

http://static.flickr.com/64/159807339_b6c4e04308.jpg

Here's cogsci [I'm just getting in the way]:

http://static.flickr.com/50/159804238_31eb2afe37.jpg

Here's schloe moe [I am essential]:

http://static.flickr.com/45/159807719_e6b3f93244.jpg

There's another long video of cardstock drinking Malort, but it's going to take forever to upload, and I'm supposed to go for a ride tomorrow, so I'll have to link it then.

i Hate I missed out - back in Chicago now though. Chimblysweep: nice Q and Not U shirt. No more drinking in alleys without david... please.

q and not good.

no need to flame people's musical interests

i lolled at the assisted fabian in the lawn chair

and I deserve a 2:17 why? That stuff really in nasty..............it took a long time for that taste to leave my mouth.

i thought to myself, "wtf is malort?"

and then i saw the look on chimbly's face and no longer wanted to know.

"It's bitter taste is savored by two-fisted drinkers."
yeah...it's like that

Chimblysweep's first shot? Looked like her 1st - 5th shot!

we are quite the men.
http://static.flickr.com/47/160583069_b792130e61.jpg
yes, only 1 out of 49 men will drink it after their first glass.
http://static.flickr.com/44/160583154_fb033dea6d.jpg

i'm a sucker for any alcohol that tells me I'm not man enough to drink it.

i feel like the thread title is a D-plan reference, but I am drunk and the Q and not u thing is throwing me off.

Sangria like the bitterest of tears.
J

schloe moe wins. the slingshot is in close second.

Cardstock video is live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3mKTRS_HOk

"THIS IS GROSS"
"YOU GUYS ARE JERKS"
"THIS IS NOT GOOD"

cardstock is the best

damn you, interweb. there go my chances of running for public office. pffft.

+1

http://www.cocktaildb.com/ingr_detail?id=577

Did one of you guys write this?