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Everyone is tuff when your on a bike.

Old 06-06-06, 05:14 PM
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Everyone is tuff when your on a bike.

Especially off duty police officers.
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once, someone stepped at me as i passed on my bike as if they were gonne hit me on purpose.

i turned around and punched him in the neck while still on ma bike.
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Originally Posted by krillz
once, someone stepped at me as i passed on my bike as if they were gonne hit me on purpose.

i turned around and punched him in the neck while still on ma bike.

Assault and battery < I suppose you got away with it that time !
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Old 06-07-06, 06:18 AM
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naw this kid deserved it, he jumps at me and yells like "waaaaah" to scare me. its not that i got away with it, but more like, he didnt get away with it.
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the job is hard enough dodging killer taxis, doors, potholes, pedestrians that dont look and jaywalkers that we dont need people intentionally messing with us.

and i didnt mean to make it sound like i hit someone while riding by (although id like to), i stopped and told him jesus hated him, and a pushing match ensued. not that that makes it better, and not that it solved anything.

Cheers.
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Originally Posted by krillz
the job is hard enough dodging killer taxis, doors, potholes, pedestrians that dont look and jaywalkers that we dont need people intentionally messing with us.

and i didnt mean to make it sound like i hit someone while riding by (although id like to), i stopped and told him jesus hated him, and a pushing match ensued. not that that makes it better, and not that it solved anything.

Cheers.
That would have made sense if your name was Jesus, as in the spanish name that's pronounced 'Heysoose'.
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Old 06-07-06, 11:37 AM
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yeah, thats my name, im in Pedal Reloaded with my name on my back.
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You said it. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
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I'm with ya, krillz. ******tard deserved a neckpunch. This one time, a lady yelled at me & a friend as we were riding up 2nd avenue. Her little dog was yappin at us from her suv. "yr spposed to be in the left lane!! grearraahhhh!!! b!tch! moan!" I told her "Shut the F up! No we're not. I'll show you laws, then I'll kill your dog." Why'd I threaten her dog? Because it was there.
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s_9, I approve.

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yeah, i avoid violence at all costs cause i'm a big fat pu$$y. but if a punch in the neck saves him from doing that again, and incurring a serious ass beating, then you did him a favor.
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Originally Posted by fordfasterr
Assault and battery < I suppose you got away with it that time !
you do not have to wait until you are hit to defend yourself.


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your dumb
I suppose you dont do freelance work for NASA.
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Originally Posted by krillz
and i didnt mean to make it sound like i hit someone while riding by (although id like to), i stopped and told him jesus hated him, and a pushing match ensued. not that that makes it better, and not that it solved anything.
Jesus loves everyone. Even roadies.
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Originally Posted by Tangsooyuk
I suppose you dont do freelance work for NASA.
i turned them down, i don't make rockets, even if they're auspiciously for peaceful use.

check the thread title.
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is a neck punch worse than a donkey punch? i can't decide.
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Originally Posted by jch79
is a neck punch worse than a donkey punch? i can't decide.
Donkey punch
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Originally Posted by crankstar
your dumb
oh, the irony
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Originally Posted by crankstar
your dumb
foot, this is bullet.
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Originally Posted by crankstar
your dumb
Maybe what was meant was your dumb as in my bad.

The threat of violence to anothers vehicles, person, or pet is fine by me if they're harassing and it's retaliation. That's trash talk for ya. But I just don't like the idea of stopping to go punch some bloke in the neck. It takes more energy to do that than to brush it off. People are idiots. If I stopped to try and right every wrong I'd never have time for sex drugs and biking.

If I saw the incident happen I might say he got what he deserved. Or maybe Krillz had a bad case of road rage. It's not just cagers who get mad. Who the F knows? I swear not to waste any more time posting here, cause it is a waste of time and even though it has been raining all day I can't punch the rain. Jesus help me.
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So the rest of the story goes like this. I am riding to work on my daily commute as usual I tend to stick to the bike route because I live in a small town in southern colorado were the only people that ride bikes are people with dui's and or need a ride to give plasma for a quick buck. At any rate im riding along at a moderate pace as usual on the shoulder of course when I see a gas guzzlin suv roar behind me at first I think nothing of it as this happens all the time. I look over the suv has both windows down and its a cop still in his blues fresh out of work the guy has the nerve to yell "GET OUT OF THE ROAD" being the smart ass i know how to be I yell right in his passenger window "BIKE LANE!" and point at the bike route sign posted on the telephone pole as we pass. He hits his breaks as if im going to stop to argue with him I kept riding of course and I look back to see him going irate and throwing his hands in the air road rage maybe? im not sure I signal to turn left and he yelled some kinda negativity at me as if he has never seen someone use a hand signal in his life. Im sure I will run into him soon enough when he is on duty this should be good.
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damn piglets
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once, it was raining and someone almost walked into me. and then... it was still raining, and a pidgeon flew right at me on purpose. i turned around to punch the pidgeon on the neck, but by the time i got there, he had flown away.
*****.
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once an undercover cop blew a stopsign and almost ran into me as i was making a left onto the street he was crossing. no sirens or anything. so i caught up to him at the next stop sign to yell at him (i didn't know he was an undercover cop at the time). he rolls down his window, whips out his badge and yells "do you want to get ****ing arrested?!?!?".

...well i was really debating it. i really want to know what he would have done if i had said yes. but i was trying to get to the local crit race to watch the end, so i said no and left. missed the crit. went to the police station. told them. they made the guy come back and appologize to me in the middle of this secret undercover sting thing. apparently he was a deputy sheriff, no less. it felt good to **** up his secret operation...twice.

...what was the point of this again?
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