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Old 06-18-06, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Breadbutt
here's a 3rd grade comeback.
You were aware of cunnilingus in the 3rd grade?!?!
In 3rd grade I still thought that guys peed into girls.
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Originally Posted by hyperRevue
You were aware of cunnilingus in the 3rd grade?!?!
In 3rd grade I still thought that guys peed into girls.
I just meant that it's a childish comeback. but kinda apropriate to the original sticker...
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Old 06-18-06, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mattface
If that kinda behavior doesn't get you ridiculed I don't know what will...
We don't fear ridicule. That's what actually does set us apart from teenagers... we're over that self-conscious stage. People can bag us, we don't care. We are secure with who we are and what we do. When people get bent out of shape about a sticker whose design they happen not to like, that doesn't make problems for us. Just make a better sticker, and send me one when you do. Thanks.
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they price matched a couple of campy peanutbutter wrenches for 15 bucks each. that was pretty cool
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"There are three kinds of people in the world. Dicks, *******, and *******s."
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Originally Posted by hyperRevue
You were aware of cunnilingus in the 3rd grade?!?!
In 3rd grade I still thought that guys peed into girls.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH so well played
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Old 06-18-06, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ZachS


"There are three kinds of people in the world. Dicks, *******, and *******s."
Damnit beat me to it.
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Originally Posted by RedMenace
maybe so, but this is the kind of **** that makes us giggle... and what reason do we have not to? we're all twentysomething, healthy, living in NYC, acting like juvenile two-wheeled terrorists every single day, hanging out, ripping **** up, and having the most fun ever...

and then there are people who feel the need to start threads calling cheeky **** like this "dumb"... well, yeah... maybe it is. so ****ing what? leave the grown-up bit to someone else. we won't be this pretty forever.
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I was hoping this thread would get turned into "what kind of lame sayings can I photoshop onto this sticker"
you know for the sake of bad jokes and neil hamburger. I don't personally have anything against trackstar for making a lame sticker.

... wait, did he say "we won't be this pretty forever"??
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Originally Posted by Old Breadbutt
I was hoping this thread would get turned into "what kind of lame sayings can I photoshop onto this sticker"
you know for the sake of bad jokes and neil hamburger. I don't personally have anything against trackstar for making a lame sticker.

... wait, did he say "we won't be this pretty forever"??
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they aren't australian so it doesn't work...
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Old 06-19-06, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by RedMenace
We don't fear ridicule. That's what actually does set us apart from teenagers... we're over that self-conscious stage. People can bag us, we don't care. We are secure with who we are and what we do. When people get bent out of shape about a sticker whose design they happen not to like, that doesn't make problems for us. Just make a better sticker, and send me one when you do. Thanks.
i just think the sticker is dumb, the only one getting bent out of shape on an ONLINE FORUM is YOU!
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this is the thread where hipsters eat their own!!
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i dont get it... is that a turn around on "dont be a dick" or another way of saying "dont be a *****".
either way basing a sticker like that around a inside joke is kinda weird to sell to the public. I find it kinda offensive, It would have been better to keep it withink a group of friends than to risk having people say "dont be a vagina" because they feel its somehow associated to the whole "scene" around fixed riding.

whatever, im dumb... ill buy 2... one for my bike and one for my penis
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Originally Posted by s_9
this is gonna turn into another "people who live in NYC and are friends with ____" vs. everyone else's valid opinions thread.


No comment.

+1
Not even worth it.
I'm so going to put that sticker on my bike as soon as I get to NYC.
Stupid stickers rule.
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Old 06-19-06, 07:04 AM
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i thought this sticker was pretty stupid too. but, then i thought, that is the point of it. it is so stupid that it's funny. now i have one on my bike.

it really does capture the essence of those trackstar guys.

cali's huge "vaginas are way cool" sticker also cracks me up.

well, i gotta go fight captain hook now.
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Old 06-19-06, 08:02 AM
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don't be a duodenum.
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Originally Posted by evanyc
i told michele about this sticker the other day and she thought it was silly and non-offensive. she has a vagina.

also: maybe if trackstar quit sponsoring alleycats they could charge less! what a buncha vaginas!

note, that was sarcastic

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haha. my girlfriend walked in, took one, said, "don't be a vagina? where's the one that says, 'don't be a cock?'" brad said, "don't be a cock? maybe in the fall."

to the over-sensitive PC-types, it's a sticker. lighten up. they have a shirt sitting a few feet away that says "i like riding bikes more than boys." why the hell do people take themselves and everything around them so seriously?
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"don't be a barbie and ken-esque gender neutral pubic bump"
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That's actually funny.
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I don't think its that funny... I think its just the delivery... maybe one that just said "VAGINA" would be more concise... Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, stickers should be brief.
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Originally Posted by Shiznaz
I don't think its that funny... I think its just the delivery... maybe one that just said "VAGINA" would be more concise... Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, stickers should be brief.
i'd point out that **** is shorter, but then everyone with that sticker would just be accused of being an poser australian.

edit: damnit, that might not make much sense thanks to the filter
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You people think too much. It's a fu**ing sticker, why are you critiquing the f**k out of it so much? It's not some grand philisophical statment, it's just a gag for the people that work there so I don't think they sat down and had a long brainstorming session involving focus groups and public polls before deciding on the sticker.
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actually, I'd say there's a real good argument for critiquing the f*** out of it on many, many levels. But that's waaaay beyond the realm of what's discussable with the people on this forum. It's obviously confrontational, and it's no surprise that it has ruffled some feathers.
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Originally Posted by s_9
actually, I'd say there's a real good argument for critiquing the f*** out of it on many, many levels. But that's waaaay beyond the realm of what's discussable with the people on this forum. It's obviously confrontational, and it's no surprise that it has ruffled some feathers.
tangent-time! did you shave yet, or are you gonna grow that bad-boy out. i think a serious argument could be made for growing it out.
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