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brunop 06-30-06 07:09 AM

i'm coming clean. . .
 
as most of you know, i was planning on riding the Tour this year. unfortunately i need to announce to ya'll before it hits the media that yesterday during a surprise drug screening i tested positive for EPO. therefore, i will not be able to represent fixed gear riders in the tour. i'm sorry i let everyone down.

thanks.

*new*guy 06-30-06 07:14 AM


Originally Posted by brunop
i want to announce to ya'll before it hits the media that yesterday during a surprise drug screening i tested positive for EPO. therefore, i will not be able to represent fixed gear riders in the tour. i'm sorry i let everyone down.

thanks.

I always figured that if you were to be tested, you'd fail for crack cocaine rather than EPO.

brunop 06-30-06 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by *new*guy
I always figured that if you were to be tested, you'd fail for crack cocaine rather than EPO.

i've never smoked crack but i have chewed coca leaves. actually quite a bit.:) :eek: :) :eek:

Aeroplane 06-30-06 07:45 AM


Originally Posted by brunop
as most of you know, i was planning on riding the Tour this year. unfortunately i need to announce to ya'll before it hits the media that yesterday during a surprise drug screening i tested positive for EPO. therefore, i will not be able to represent fixed gear riders in the tour. i'm sorry i let everyone down.

You are a goddamn disappointment. BTW, are you holding?

genericbikedude 06-30-06 09:03 AM

People who didn't learn how to cheat on drug tests didn't get the utmost out of their high school years.

pitboss 06-30-06 09:05 AM

I need to renew my driver's license

evanyc 06-30-06 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by brunop
i've never smoked crack but i have chewed coca leaves. actually quite a bit.:) :eek: :) :eek:

there's a coca tree in the brooklyn botanical garden. i really wanted to take a leaf.


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