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Old 08-10-06, 06:00 PM
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Speaking of metrosexuals

Maybe I'm just jealous that my two legs weigh more than this kid and his bike, but seeing kids like this make me almost embrassed to ride a fixed gear bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAZp...elated&search=
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I think it was posted in the video thread.
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Oh yeah, video thread, forgot about that
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Use enough hair gel and it acts as a helmet apparently. I'm just jealous I guess. I no longer have any hair.
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Old 08-10-06, 06:09 PM
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I think cars take him as a woman, so they are careful around him. No worries of getting hit from him.
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what is it about this forum where people don't understand any type of subculture? hipsters, metros, whatev... you have no clue.

i would say that dude is an emo tard.
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ha, the best is the one where he is moving the camera around filming himself while riding. I wish someone could have gotten a video of him doing that because then he would look like an even bigger tool.
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hey that's me!
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like i said before, someone needs to put some kraftwerk to these videos.
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LCD Soundsystem- Daft Punk is Playing at My House for the one rolling around filming myself lookin so haaaard.
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Originally Posted by MLPROJECT
what is it about this forum where people don't understand any type of subculture? hipsters, metros, whatev... you have no clue.
I agree. Id say hes a wankster. Def not metro. . .
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haha, I think i've seen this kid around... dude makes me laugh.
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that kid rules so ****in hard!

edit: kid you rule so ****in hard...dont listen to these kids they have no clue what you have to put up with dressing like that.
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....metrosexual, what a stupid f-cking term.

I also HATE people who call themselves that.


That kid looks like a real cool dude.
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Originally Posted by MLPROJECT
what is it about this forum where people don't understand any type of subculture? hipsters, metros, whatev... you have no clue.

i would say that dude is an emo tard.
what is it about this forum where people don't understand REPOSTS!

The good videos get buried in a day, and the stupid videos (i.e. this one) come up over, and over again.

Emo-hipster-tard FTW!!!!111oneone!!
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emotard? looks like an electrotard. that dude definitely owns a !!! album.
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Originally Posted by BodiesOfLight
....metrosexual, what a stupid f-cking term.

I also HATE people who call themselves that.


That kid looks like a real cool dude.

hes a velosexual
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I had no idea so many different labels rode fixed.
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Originally Posted by Jerseysbest
Maybe I'm just jealous that my two legs weigh more than this kid and his bike, but seeing kids like this make me almost embrassed to ride a fixed gear bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAZp...elated&search=

I want to fight that kid just for looking like a total meatplow.
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Originally Posted by guerillaidiom
I want to fight that kid just for looking like a total meatplow.

No--you know what word applies---as$clown----big poofy hair---muti-colored socks----ridiculous "tricks" on his bike----as$clown is indeed appropriate!
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Oh NO! I love this vid of him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRKNkjY53aU

LOL.
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he'll be like--why did you beat me up? is pink not hip anymore?---is it because i don't have a white belt? Do my wheels not match my bag? Is my bag too lame?


----Mommie---i need a new bike---someone beat me up because you bought me a cheap one
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i can't supress the redneck in me that really, really wants to beat this guy up. this asshat must emit some sort of visual pheremone that makes me just have to hit him.
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