So I recently discovered 2 things.
 

Sparks

Riding Drunk



Both of which I enjoyed thoroughly last night. Nothing like skidding accross and empty wally world parking lot at 4 in the morning.

Best done with friends. Be careful out there, though! Did you pony up for the black Sparks?

The black label is Sparks Plus: 7% vs. the regular 6% a.b.v. and that's the only difference from what I know. The local grocery has been rotating which of their energy/boozahol drinks are on 99 cent sale for the past couple months, and I've tried them all.

Sparks/Sparks Plus: My personal favourite. Not totally disagreeable taste. I'll even spend the $1.39 regular price for it.
RockStar*21: Not great, but it gets worse the more of it you drink. It tastes vaguely of chewable vitamins.
Tilt: Narsty, but 6.9% a.b.v. to get the job done. At least you don't have to drink too many of them.
Liquid Charge: Worst of them all. Tastes like Jones' Whoop-Ass and bad gin, chasing a mouthfull of chewable vitamins. Wasn't even worth the 99 cents I spent on it.


// It's all about the drunken wheelie contests...

never seen a black one. I was drinking the can that is dressed up like a battery. Whats the black taste like?

Im pretty crappy at wheelies. But 1 leg over the bar 180 skids are the jam.

Regular Sparks has a battery-lookin' can with orange at the top of the can. Sparks Plus has black instead of orange. They both taste the same.

Get both and be ready for Halloween!

jeeze.. you are like 2 years too late

theres a real wally world?

srry, Im a country boy

Only thing I found sparks good for is one (maybe 2) in the morning before work. Couldn't stand to get drunk on 'em they hit my gut like a rock covered with concrete, dipped in asphalt.

slang for wal-mart

there's another thread in a different forum where they ask for pics of you on your bike from over the summer. so, i figured i'd throw one down & started searching my computer through the hundreds of digital pics my friends & i took all summer & i noticed one odd consistency... all of the pics where i am on or near any of my bikes i am totally drunk.

welcome to the club.

Good times

on a fixie, doesn't sound much like a contest...more like a hoopla

or are yall just nice like that?

Who's the moosiest moose we know?

seriously, the second I stop drinking that **** I feel like hell. I never drink more than 2 anymore, if at all...

i tried it for the first time a couple weekends ago and wasn't that impressed... maybe it wasn't the proper setting for sparks.