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You know what trolls really hate?

Old 12-07-06, 01:24 PM
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You know what trolls really hate?

Being ignored. Seriously it makes them cry when their post sinks of the bottom of the page without even a single reply. Give it a try sometime. Making trolls cry is very satisfying.
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mattface...you have become a troll by posting this. Trolls are the new hipsters on this ****...while it isnt better of me for fueling your troll fire but I thought you should know.
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also heard that refusing to pay the tolls they want to cross their wooden bridges make them quite sad as well
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I'm the biggest troll there is and I ate all the billy goats.
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nothing to see here

ss/fg is now officially dead
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No way I'm contributing to this thread!
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Originally Posted by pixel
"Pretty girls make graves"- Jack K.
Nice sig.

Sommerville-my bike made there. Cool.

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Originally Posted by cosmo starr
ss/fg is now officially dead
That phrase is dead.

"Some things are so vile and ancient....sometimes even death dies."

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Originally Posted by cooker
No way I'm contributing to this thread!
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This thread is dumb and people should stop posting in it!



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Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
mattface...you have become a troll by posting this. Trolls are the new hipsters on this ****...while it isnt better of me for fueling your troll fire but I thought you should know.
WHo said I didn't know it. Make me cry. Let it die.

Originally Posted by Shiznaz
This thread is dumb and people should stop posting in it!
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trolling is the new emo. get it while it's hot.
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(Sang the troll to Dora The Explorer) -

"I'm the grumpy ol' troll...who lives under the bridge...
I'm the grumpy ol' troll...who lives under the bridge..."
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Originally Posted by sers
That's the scariest pic I've ever seen.
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Originally Posted by sers
This is why humans should not f**k with cloning.
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Originally Posted by mezza
This is why humans should not f**k with cloning.

...Or hair gel, tweezers, bottled tans and cocaine.
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And some crazy bastardization of Italian heritage...
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that is so gay
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Originally Posted by mattface
Being ignored. Seriously it makes them cry when their post sinks of the bottom of the page without even a single reply. Give it a try sometime. Making trolls cry is very satisfying.
I am not going to dignify this with a response.

In fact, I'm going to report this blatant trolling to a moderator.
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