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12-22-06, 03:46 PM
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i'd leave the sweet stuff
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truck nutz
i'm looking for hypothetical ideas.
what are some ways to hypothetically retaliate against the increasing number of frat boy rednecks with this fine accessory?
so far, here's my hypothetical ideas:
1. "neuter" them. bolt cutters.
2. make stickers that say "I <3 MALE GENITALIA", shellac them onto the bumpers of said truck afficianado dofus.
3. spraypaint/stencil a matching penis on the tailgate above the truck nutz.
anything else?
oh and to bring it on topic, the idea would be to hypothetically do this by bike. so hypothetically, the less supplies, the better.
what are some ways to hypothetically retaliate against the increasing number of frat boy rednecks with this fine accessory?
so far, here's my hypothetical ideas:
1. "neuter" them. bolt cutters.
2. make stickers that say "I <3 MALE GENITALIA", shellac them onto the bumpers of said truck afficianado dofus.
3. spraypaint/stencil a matching penis on the tailgate above the truck nutz.
anything else?
oh and to bring it on topic, the idea would be to hypothetically do this by bike. so hypothetically, the less supplies, the better.
12-22-06, 03:52 PM
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haha I've never seen those before! I kinda want some. They'd be funny on my golf.
I like the sticker idea. less conspicuous than spraypaint, or bolt cutters. but then you have to explain why you have a bunch of stickers that say "I <3 male genitalia" to your girlfriend.
I like the sticker idea. less conspicuous than spraypaint, or bolt cutters. but then you have to explain why you have a bunch of stickers that say "I <3 male genitalia" to your girlfriend.
12-22-06, 04:02 PM
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How about just a sticker that says "Yes, I actually spent money on this."?
12-22-06, 04:03 PM
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how bout "I didnt have any balls till I bought these plastic ones"
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12-22-06, 04:05 PM
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How 'bout ignoring them?
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12-22-06, 04:27 PM
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i would think they'd be all over g'ville/j'ville!
okay, so adding to the hypothetical list:
4. "I Didn't Have Any Balls Till I Bought These!" and have some arrow stickers handy. two points!
okay, so adding to the hypothetical list:
4. "I Didn't Have Any Balls Till I Bought These!" and have some arrow stickers handy. two points!
12-22-06, 04:35 PM
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Ha, that would be funny. Even funnier is said redneck pounding the snot out of some ******-bag vandal.
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If you want to get literary on them you can make a sticker with this on it to place above the nutz.
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the censor even blocks links? Lame.
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Originally Posted by sivat
the censor even blocks links? Lame.
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