Top Ten Reasons I Didn't Race (((monstertrack)))
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Top Ten Reasons I Didn't Race (((monstertrack)))
10. Brakeless?
9. Allergic to snow.
8. Brought the wrong gear, thought was more of a dogsled race.
7. Got lost in Yonkers.
6. Phil grease confiscated at airport.
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9. Allergic to snow.
8. Brought the wrong gear, thought was more of a dogsled race.
7. Got lost in Yonkers.
6. Phil grease confiscated at airport.
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5. It contradicts my 12-step program.
4. I'm totally going next year. I know I said this last year.
3. My roomate owed the wrong dudes for a loan on some NJS parts. They took my bike as collateral.
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4. I'm totally going next year. I know I said this last year.
3. My roomate owed the wrong dudes for a loan on some NJS parts. They took my bike as collateral.
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2. dutret convinced me that it was stupid.
1. You mean that wierd party on 58th Street with the midgets and the whipped cream...that wasn't MonsterTrack???
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1. You mean that wierd party on 58th Street with the midgets and the whipped cream...that wasn't MonsterTrack???
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The train my friends were trying to take was full and they couldn't get on, so they ended up arriving over 2 hours after registration.
I didn't go because track bikes are for hipsters.
I didn't go because track bikes are for hipsters.
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#1 I live in Australia
#2 I don't have a track bike
#2 I don't have a track bike
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me? i totally ignored all the details on monstertrack since i was on the opposite coast. what? did it happen already?
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Originally Posted by br995
The train my friends were trying to take was full and they couldn't get on, so they ended up arriving over 2 hours after registration.
I didn't go because track bikes are for hipsters.
I didn't go because track bikes are for hipsters.
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Originally Posted by goggles
who won this year?
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1. I am in de kalifourya (not up to my knees in snow)
2. I am waiting for nacc
3. I am too broke to travel
2. I am waiting for nacc
3. I am too broke to travel
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#1-#10: i'm ****ing poor as ****. have you seen the rates for tickets? and finding a place to stay? forget it. if you are in new york, participate, otherwise....that **** is made expensive.
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Originally Posted by kludge
and finding a place to stay?
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16. It was my birthday and decided that suffering in NYC wasn't going to be as fun as watching my friend's band I Hate Myself and I Want to Die do their Nirvana cover set.
Plus it was my other friend's last night in town before he heads off to Guatemala.
Plus it was my other friend's last night in town before he heads off to Guatemala.
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Yes, my friends were late because of the train (or that's the excuse they gave me for being late).
And yeah, it's the Transcontinental Tokyo to NYC Bullet Train.
And yeah, it's the Transcontinental Tokyo to NYC Bullet Train.
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#20-What's MonsterTrack???
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#x: Alley cats are like critical mass but even worse.
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#1 that whole being 4000 miles away thing or whatever.
edit:
#1 that whole being 4000 miles away thing or whatever.
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
2. dutret convinced me that it was stupid.
1. You mean that wierd party on 58th Street with the midgets and the whipped cream...that wasn't MonsterTrack???
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1. You mean that wierd party on 58th Street with the midgets and the whipped cream...that wasn't MonsterTrack???
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