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Hey, I was a drunk ped in Blacksburg many times in the late 70's - had a great 4+ years there. I certainly don't condone your ped's actions. My bike made the trip back and forth to the New River many times, and also a loop N around B'Burg towards Salem. Nice hills around there. Do they still run the team race around the drillfield in the spring?
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Originally Posted by vpiuva
Hey, I was a drunk ped in Blacksburg many times in the late 70's - had a great 4+ years there. I certainly don't condone your ped's actions. My bike made the trip back and forth to the New River many times, and also a loop N around B'Burg towards Salem. Nice hills around there. Do they still run the team race around the drillfield in the spring?
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Originally Posted by spencedonfonix
i got it for riding an orange bike, ****ing OSU students don't know anything other than red and grey. but anyway, good job on keeping it cool, it's hard for me sometimes. last occasion ****ers followed me for a good half mile, trying to run me off the road and convince me pink shirts and popped collers are much cooler.
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i laugh when osu students do it, except when the road is empty and all of a sudden i hear "get off the road bike ***." then i jump, then laugh more. they are great stories though.
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and im guessing the bball team drank the water yesterday?
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They shall meet again in the rubber match, my leele fren.
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Originally Posted by shants
haha, college ******bags at osu definitely know how to be total assfacemasters. i've had a nice and varied assortment of things thrown/yelled at me. i just file away the gems for amusing anecdotes, try to ride fast enough to avoid the projectiles, and get a little doppler effect out of the incoherent drunken yells.
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I had a snowball thrown at me a few days ago, I heard the characteristic "piffffffff" of it about 20 feet behind me. I said, "nice throw *****" and then they proceeded to call me a "effing Biztch" (-the z) I was not impressed with that comeback...
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Originally Posted by TheBrick
I have not been to America but from what you are talking about it dose not sound that different from the uk. There are a lot of pricks everywhere. It's similar to the fact that it is not difficult to be above average fitness or intelligence as the average is really low. Same with social behavior, the average is very low and money and education has little bearing on it, dipsite what many people say.
How can the average be "really low"? By definition "the average" is average. Wouldn't "really low" constitute one or two standard deviations below that? </pedant> |
Originally Posted by TrevorInSoCal
Sorry, but that makes no sense at all.
How can the average be "really low"? By definition "the average" is average. Wouldn't "really low" constitute one or two standard deviations below that? </pedant> |
just spit on their car. most frat *******s will not do anything more than yell out the window. i'm more than happy to tell people what i think of their actions or stupidity. i ride an orange bike too, so maybe they'll mistake me for you and i'll break their window.
*edit-im an osu student an live on campus |
i may have told this li'l ditty before but back in my runnin' days, a bud of mine was runnin' here outside boston and this dude threw a cup of somethin' at him and when the dude stopped for a stoplight, my boy jumps up on the hood, drops trou and takes a **** on the windshield, and runs off. dude's girlfriend was in the passenger seat and about passed out from the shock. my boy was pretty close to home so he could go tidy up quick.
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Originally Posted by brunop
true story.
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Hah I had one walk around me while I was balancing at a red light last night and just say "Get the f*ck out of here, homie!"
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Originally Posted by Torey
i ride an orange bike too, so maybe they'll mistake me for you and i'll break their window.
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Originally Posted by benoist
Tired from working for the past 8 hours, I begin my ride home on a beater that I threw together while my new paint job is curing. The beater has pink wrap so I expect a few yells from the drunk college students that roam from one depressingly crowded bar to the next-- nothing new, right?
As I get to the first intersection I realize that I'm going to have to trackstand while an entire crowd of drunk fraternity types pass by (the light was still red). One of the ****ers stops and stares for just a second before waddling up to my face; getting as close as he can. I can smell the cheap vodka and bad cologne as he claps his hands an inch from my nose in an attempt to simultaneously make me lose balance, my tempter, and prove the massive size of his cock. I sat there so dumb struck, staring him down from where I still held my balance, tempted more than ever to just spit right into that **** eating grin-- the crowd moved on and his attention quickly wandered to some barely clothed woman shivering from the cold. I've never been so enraged that I just froze-- his action defied any normal confrontation I have ever experienced. Downtown Blacksburg can be a real **** show some weekends. just for thinking you "had" to trackstand you totally deserved that |
Sometimes when folks get in the way, not paying any attention at all as they gab on a cell phone and walk along with their fat asses taking up half the path, it's soooooooooo tempting to clip their shins with my pegs ('cause I BMX)
They're dumb, and they meander: Meanderthals |
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