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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 06-05-07, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ThrottleJock
So you guys sit here all day and rail on other people's ****? Karma Gonna Getcha.
Every single thing Dutret pointed out on that bike is either a safety hazard or a real problem. The only person that's gonna get 'got' is the poor person riding that deathtrap.
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Old 06-05-07, 10:03 PM
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Sometimes a little tact gets more accomplished than insulting comments directed at someones sense of style. Cold hearted critisism on the basis of appearance only, accomplishes nothing, except to make the one doing it, look like a heartless ass. If a dudes bike is dangerous, then explain it to him in a way that allows him to have some dignity, otherwise he may listen but he will still go away thinking most of these posters are a bunch of Richard Crainiums.
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Old 06-05-07, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by br995
Are those radially laced sheriff's stars? For shame.
not for too long if ya know what i mean
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Old 06-05-07, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
Sometimes a little tact gets more accomplished than insulting comments directed at someones sense of style. Cold hearted critisism on the basis of appearance only, accomplishes nothing, except to make the one doing it, look like a heartless ass. If a dudes bike is dangerous, then explain it to him in a way that allows him to have some dignity, otherwise he may listen but he will still go away thinking most of these posters are a bunch of Richard Crainiums.
Sir, I am afraid your time would be better spent tutoring algebra to a bunch of caged hamsters on a Petco loading dock.
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Old 06-05-07, 11:00 PM
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unfortunately

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Sir, I am afraid your time would be better spent tutoring algebra to a bunch of caged hamsters on a Petco loading dock.
That is a statement that I am saddened to admit might be true. It never ceases to amaze me that some of our brightest spend the best part of their lives in futile chatter and insignificant banter. Let the dead bury the dead.
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Old 06-05-07, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
It never ceases to amaze me that some of our brightest spend the best part of their lives in futile chatter and insignificant banter.
what is amazing about this
?

edit: and futile in what sense
?

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Old 06-05-07, 11:14 PM
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pssst, i think he likes to see himself type
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Old 06-05-07, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
That is a statement that I am saddened to admit might be true. It never ceases to amaze me that some of our brightest spend the best part of their lives in futile chatter and insignificant banter. Let the dead bury the dead.
Like you?

Or anyone else on the internet?

Me included?

Me especially?

And dutret.
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Old 06-06-07, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
Sometimes a little tact gets more accomplished than insulting comments directed at someones sense of style. Cold hearted critisism on the basis of appearance only, accomplishes nothing, except to make the one doing it, look like a heartless ass. If a dudes bike is dangerous, then explain it to him in a way that allows him to have some dignity, otherwise he may listen but he will still go away thinking most of these posters are a bunch of Richard Crainiums.
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Old 06-06-07, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
Sometimes a little tact gets more accomplished than insulting comments directed at someones sense of style. Cold hearted critisism on the basis of appearance only, accomplishes nothing, except to make the one doing it, look like a heartless ass. If a dudes bike is dangerous, then explain it to him in a way that allows him to have some dignity, otherwise he may listen but he will still go away thinking most of these posters are a bunch of Richard Crainiums.

UR font is teh sukc d00d!!!!11!one
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Old 06-06-07, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by genericbikedude

UR font is teh sukc d00d!!!!11!one
O.K. I'll change my font but it will be harder to read than this or I could go back to this because I like it and can read it easier!
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Old 06-06-07, 10:41 AM
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comments

Originally Posted by veggiemafia
Like you?

Or anyone else on the internet?

Me included?

Me especially?

And dutret.
I enjoy reading and learning about bicycles, I don't own a aerospoke wheel because I believe they are a solution to a non existant problem, for the average cyclist. Yes......I like to practice my writing and exchange intelligent ideas about bicycles and don't like wasting time insulting others tastes.

By the way, I like the "veggiemafia" handle.
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Old 06-06-07, 12:41 PM
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damn, 10 pages aout this guy?!?
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Old 06-06-07, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by joeyready
damn, 10 pages aout this guy?!?

no, it goes to 11
</spinal tap>
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Old 06-06-07, 01:13 PM
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someone post some jackass bikes already. I suppose I should since I said that, but I don't frequent FGG, I just experience it vicariously thru threds like this.
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Old 06-06-07, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by kemmer
We should make this thread a sticky.
well youre a moderator, sticky it!
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Old 06-06-07, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
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O.K. I'll change my font but it will be harder to read than this or I could go back to this because I like it and can read it easier!
COMIC SANS FTW
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Old 07-02-07, 11:47 PM
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wrong thread.
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Old 07-03-07, 10:19 AM
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What an immature, mean spirited thread i started. It and sites like https://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/ should be removed from the internet.
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Old 07-03-07, 11:00 AM
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man, i thought for sure you guys were gonna be making fun of and photoshopping pistolas and *****s in this guys hands...actually he's probably on these forums ..he's from waco. maybe jacob priest knows him.
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/jul...onHimstedt.htm
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Old 07-03-07, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mander
What an immature, mean spirited thread i started. It and sites like https://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/ should be removed from the internet.

I just read the bikesnob stuff. Wow.

That's about it, wow. He's got angst.
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Old 07-03-07, 06:42 PM
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<noobstatus> why did you guys hate on this bike so hard exactly? </>
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/feb...nderbinder.htm
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Old 07-03-07, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by werksmini
<noobstatus> why did you guys hate on this bike so hard exactly? </>
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/feb...nderbinder.htm
there's nothing to hate about that bike. i likes it.
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Old 07-03-07, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by HelluvaStella
I just read the bikesnob stuff. Wow.

That's about it, wow. He's got angst.

at least he's funny. if you're an a$$hole like me.
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