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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 07-03-07, 09:41 PM
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Yeah I thought that Bike Snob blog was pretty hilarious. You can't take **** like that seriously, just laugh along with it.
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Old 07-03-07, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by br995
BUMP!
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Old 07-03-07, 11:55 PM
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I can't believe I didn't get in on this thread already....

some times a herd mentality can keep people from getting hurt. If someone is afraid they will be ridiculed for not having cages on their pedals, they might actually put them on and stay alive. on the upside, stupidity has a special way of weeding itself out...

oh and the bro-dawg-bro track standing is a middle school teacher? F that. NO BIKES IN THE SKATE PARK. learn the rules you ape.
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Old 07-04-07, 12:48 AM
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Hate on my bike (or me) please. I need a laugh today.
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Old 07-04-07, 12:53 AM
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Old 07-04-07, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tjsager
Hate on my bike (or me) please. I need a laugh today.
You're using a handlebar? Hipster.
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Old 07-04-07, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by tjsager
Hate on my bike (or me) please. I need a laugh today.
ok. i see your chainring, i'm hating. and i hate the seat, your clipless pedals and wrinkles in your bar tape.
love the rest. those wheels are so good.
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Old 07-04-07, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by tjsager
Hate on my bike (or me) please. I need a laugh today.
That bike is waaaaaaaaaaay too small for you! (oh, wait...I just clicked on it and now it's bigger...no, wait...yep, it's still toooooooo small for you.) You need a break, but it'll be so tiny that you'll probably just snap it off in a panic stop. Okay, so get a more life-sized bike and we can do some REAL life-sized hating.
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Old 07-04-07, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
NO BIKES IN THE SKATE PARK.
whatever!
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Old 07-04-07, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by tjsager
Hate on my bike (or me) please. I need a laugh today.
can i have your wheels?
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Old 07-04-07, 10:18 PM
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anyone else want to get flamed
?

its be easier if you continued to come to us
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Old 07-04-07, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
anyone else want to get flamed
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its be easier if you continued to come to us
Have at it:



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Old 07-04-07, 10:46 PM
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nice bike, I had one just like it, then my dad got a job.
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Old 07-04-07, 11:49 PM
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F'n plastic clips, just get rid of the stickers if they are in such ****ty condition, tilt your bars up, and...

uh..

yeah thats it.

Hot bike.

[edit]That bikesnob page is halarious. I love:

"Entry #2: Guy Does Some Skids for Awhile

To the strains of Tenacious D this guy does skids up and down a wet, soul-crushingly suburban street. This film raises interesting questions. Why is he doing this? Does he think this is interesting, or is it a parody? Or is it a profound comment about the blandness of suburbia? And, most importantly, did he hose down the street first?"

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Old 07-05-07, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by blickblocks
You guys sound like a bunch of OCP roadies. Sure, his bike was set up wack in that photo, but how does that affect you?
You didn't feel the disturbance in the Force?
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Old 07-05-07, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jet sanchEz
Have at it:

make your seat more level. and get thee to a velodrome.
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Old 07-05-07, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by piwonka
man, i thought for sure you guys were gonna be making fun of and photoshopping pistolas and *****s in this guys hands...actually he's probably on these forums ..he's from waco. maybe jacob priest knows him.
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/jul...onHimstedt.htm

good friend of mine. hes a cool funny dude.
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Old 07-05-07, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jet sanchEz
Have at it:
Nice to see someone with an even uglier plastic tile floor than mine.
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Old 07-05-07, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by br995

YESH
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Old 07-05-07, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by nick burns
Nice to see someone with an even uglier plastic tile floor than mine.
And those hideous laminate cabinets? that drawer hardware? Barf!

PS/ edit: line your tire labels up with your valve stems! They can go opposite the stems or centered right on them. But pick one and do it with both tires.
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Old 07-05-07, 06:53 PM
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I tell ya reading this many ppl react with shock and awe that OMG I'm being flamed, but I'm looking at it from a "we're not taking ourselves at all seriously so let's some fun with it vein" Like a bunch of skaters back in the day (80's) vibin' on each other at the ramp in a jestful manner....good times...I laughed. Jet, good on ya man... I'm so jonesin' from the Pake to be rolling, easily five years since on a speedy frame.... and that was my baby from my messing years. I shall post indeedy once it's ready. First it's ...'just put parts on it so I can ride new or used ...then..THE BUILD ...but that'll take time and $$.
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Old 07-05-07, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by tjsager
Hate on my bike (or me) please. I need a laugh today.
Dude...looks like your Pista is in a birdcage...do Pistas poop on newspaper like Parrots?
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Old 07-05-07, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by werksmini
<noobstatus> why did you guys hate on this bike so hard exactly? </>
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/feb...nderbinder.htm
Because it's not actually a fixed gear bike.
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Old 07-13-07, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jet sanchEz
Have at it:




If you ride that thing your house must be full of stairs.
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