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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 05-12-09, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Carlovahnsexron
Or is it the most fitting place?
for self appointed jackasses? sure seems that way.
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Old 05-12-09, 09:48 AM
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It's hipsterific!!!!!
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dougland89 go get a road bike
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so what if it's custom, are you suddenly NOT a jackass?
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So you ride track bikes on the street, maybe bmx bikes bore them.
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Not saying they made the best choice in bike/frame, but it's their cash to do as they please. A fool and their money are soon departed. No one proves this more than this community and its obsession with form over function.
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It is in his nature to do things we can't comprehend


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Old 05-12-09, 10:42 AM
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Bad picture, but I think it qualifies.
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Old 05-12-09, 10:55 AM
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HED3, BMX risers/stem, knog, super duper tight pants. Check.

What frame is that, and more importantly, WTF is going on in the photo?
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Old 05-12-09, 11:02 AM
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cinelli vigorelli
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Old 05-12-09, 11:07 AM
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OMG THAT IS SO BAD. put on risers if you want...but putting on BMX risers and BMX stem...jesus. ON A CINELLI. ugh. That really grinds my gears! Im angry b/c I can't afford that frame, but if I could I would treat it so much better!

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Old 05-12-09, 11:13 AM
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Looks like he's ted shredding or doing some sort of track stand where he stands on the back wheel.
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Old 05-12-09, 11:24 AM
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roll over the top dismount?
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
roll over the top dismount?
And fall right over because his other leg is still strapped in...

If anything hes mounting.
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Old 05-12-09, 12:02 PM
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I dunno guys, I think you're being too hard on him. Look at his legs! It looks like he rides a lot, and rides hard. He's probably hip-hop.
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And fall right over because his other leg is still strapped in...

If anything hes mounting.
His foot can't be strapped in too tight because the tag end is tuck in the buckle which doesn't allow for adjustments while riding.
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Old 05-12-09, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PedallingATX
OMG THAT IS SO BAD. put on risers if you want...but putting on BMX risers and BMX stem...jesus. ON A CINELLI. ugh. That really grinds my gears! Im angry b/c I can't afford that frame, but if I could I would treat it so much better! Homeboy deserves to get that stoled.

Pretty much sums up this entire thread.
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Old 05-12-09, 12:42 PM
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Very true. I'll give you that.

*EDIT*

But then you said that he deserves to get that stolen?!?!

Wow, all you guys are mad.


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Old 05-12-09, 01:01 PM
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with this sort of conduct, the threads would get locked. I'm all for poking fun at people who spend their money on expensive components meant to give advantages to track riders on street builds. Sjfixed crews reaction is hilarious, getting all bent out of shape over something that doesn't even matter. But let's be a little bit more civil here.
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Old 05-12-09, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PedallingATX
OMG THAT IS SO BAD. put on risers if you want...but putting on BMX risers and BMX stem...jesus. ON A CINELLI. ugh. That really grinds my gears! Im angry b/c I can't afford that frame, but if I could I would treat it so much better! Homeboy deserves to get that stoled.
Why does the fact someone put BMX risers on a Cinelli make me want to smack my head into the wall repeatedly ?

Oh yeah... cause it will feel better when I stop.
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Old 05-12-09, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PedallingATX
wow....dougland is an *******. not to mention he doesn't have a life. why so judgemental?
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this thread is a perfect example of how elitist and subjective all you 30+ year old mid life crisis cyclists you are. you make a thread about hate, and how bike-sexual you are because you want to cry about how "a bike is being mis-used" when in all reality it isn't

bicycle; a vehicle with two wheels in tandem, usually propelled by pedals connected to the rear wheel by a chain, and having handlebars for steering and a saddlelike seat.

if anything, this thread should be about all of YOU out there, who would rather have a bike up in there gerage collecting dust while you sit in the corner jacking off to it, too scared to take it out side and ride it.

dougland86, im going to speak for every cyclist in the world and say that we are all embarressed that we partake in the same fun activity of cycling because of your moronic and extreemly narrow minded perception.
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Originally Posted by avacado
this thread is a perfect example of how elitist and subjective all you 30+ year old mid life crisis cyclists you are. you make a thread about hate, and how bike-sexual you are because you want to cry about how "a bike is being mis-used" when in all reality it isn't

bicycle; a vehicle with two wheels in tandem, usually propelled by pedals connected to the rear wheel by a chain, and having handlebars for steering and a saddlelike seat.

if anything, this thread should be about all of YOU out there, who would rather have a bike up in there gerage collecting dust while you sit in the corner jacking off to it, too scared to take it out side and ride it.

dougland86, im going to speak for every cyclist in the world and say that we are all embarressed that we partake in the same fun activity of cycling because of your moronic and extreemly narrow minded perception.
you guys are cracking me up
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howl, laughing is a coping mechanism that we use when we are faced with when our flaws are called out for public recognition.

do your self a favor and just stop posting.
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Originally Posted by avacado
this thread is a perfect example of how elitist and subjective all you 30+ year old mid life crisis cyclists you are. you make a thread about hate, and how bike-sexual you are because you want to cry about how "a bike is being mis-used" when in all reality it isn't

bicycle; a vehicle with two wheels in tandem, usually propelled by pedals connected to the rear wheel by a chain, and having handlebars for steering and a saddlelike seat.

if anything, this thread should be about all of YOU out there, who would rather have a bike up in there gerage collecting dust while you sit in the corner jacking off to it, too scared to take it out side and ride it.

dougland86, im going to speak for every cyclist in the world and say that we are all embarressed that we partake in the same fun activity of cycling because of your moronic and extreemly narrow minded perception.
I think that when anyone is riding a bike it's a good thing but if you paid any attention to where you were posting you should know that the point of this thread is to rip on folks who march to the sound of a somewhat different drummer.

A Cinelli with BMX risers ?

That make the baby Jesus cry.

I am sure it's owner loves it and thinks it is the coolest ride ever but it just makes me and most folks go WTF was he thinking ?

And don't be speaking for everyone... okay ?
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver
A Cinelli with BMX risers ?

That make the baby Jesus cry.
You're right, there's obviously no precedent for such a thing..
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