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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 08-29-09, 06:51 AM
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https://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1347906044.html

"...Ugly but cool reversed bars are actually some late 50's-early 60's Wald bars and stem. Surface rust, yes, but very solid and while nerdy when conventional, reversed I think gives the track bike look and actually has a good fit feel. Wrapped some weathered foam grips in expensive rubber self-sealing high grade tape so they are both soft and grippy (do not twist and slide off, well attached)."

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Old 08-29-09, 09:14 AM
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awesome.
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Old 09-04-09, 04:21 PM
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more please?
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Old 09-04-09, 04:30 PM
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Probably really old but this blew me away


why?
i guess its art.
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Old 09-04-09, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by B:H Pusher
Probably really old but this blew me away


why?
i guess its art.
dude who rides that is a strong rider, he messed in the 90s.
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Old 09-04-09, 05:11 PM
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note CRASS disc. punk as ****.
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Old 09-04-09, 07:43 PM
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Appreciate the old bikes more than the new.
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Old 09-04-09, 08:45 PM
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Whatever. It'll never fly with UCI.
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Old 09-04-09, 10:42 PM
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or make you happy when your dick stops working.
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Old 09-06-09, 09:27 AM
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Not SSFG, but aerobars on that stem position made me lol.
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Old 09-06-09, 09:34 AM
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The whole ad is funny - "Champagnolo".
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Old 09-07-09, 01:16 AM
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I just have a short story. I was in my LBS today because I needed a new tube installed because mine literally exploded while I was pumping it and don't have any tools right now. This kid comes in on some ugly conversion with no foot retention and this suuuuper beefy chrome fork.

I asked "What kind of fork is that?"

"I dunno. It came wit da bike. I get hella compliments."

"Oh"

He then just grabs a floor pump, and tries to pump his tire.

"This ain't workin"

"You need to twist the valve open."

"Oh.... this still ain't workin."

"You're using the shrader valve hole. Use the one for the presta valve."

"Huh? The what? It just ain't workin. This hole is too big."



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Old 09-07-09, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rogwilco
The whole ad is funny - "Champagnolo".
I desire Champagnolo photoshops.
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Old 09-07-09, 09:21 AM
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lalala don't mind me:


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Old 09-07-09, 11:11 AM
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you into artistic cycling bro? that sprocket is smaller than the one on my BMX.
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Old 09-07-09, 11:18 AM
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Actually it is a bmx sprocket >>>link.
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Old 09-07-09, 11:26 AM
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well duh I know that, but I don't think a sprocket smaller than 30t belongs on a 700c bike.
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Old 09-07-09, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by NoCash27
I just have a short story. I was in my LBS today because I needed a new tube installed because mine literally exploded while I was pumping it and don't have any tools right now. This kid comes in on some ugly conversion with no foot retention and this suuuuper beefy chrome fork.

I asked "What kind of fork is that?"

"I dunno. It came wit da bike. I get hella compliments."

"Oh"

He then just grabs a floor pump, and tries to pump his tire.

"This ain't workin"

"You need to twist the valve open."

"Oh.... this still ain't workin."

"You're using the shrader valve hole. Use the one for the presta valve."

"Huh? The what? It just ain't workin. This hole is too big."



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LOL, I would have stabbed that guy in the face.


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Old 09-19-09, 01:29 AM
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Old 09-19-09, 01:46 AM
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well, that guy earned whatever happens to him
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Old 09-19-09, 01:51 AM
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I'm pretty sure the owner got those for free with a broken drop.
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Old 09-19-09, 02:51 AM
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Those kind of hurt my feelings.
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Old 09-19-09, 03:02 AM
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i am extremely offended
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Old 09-19-09, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Astronomical
I'm pretty sure the owner got those for free with a broken drop.
i wouldn't run free broken carbon fiber bars
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Old 09-19-09, 06:25 PM
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not even so you can be all the hot **** in jackass bike threads everywhere?
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