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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 02-22-10, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by WoundedKnee
Check out Eddies helmet.
Jean Robic wore one of those when he won the Tour de France back in 1947. They called him "Old Leatherhead".

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Old 02-22-10, 05:26 PM
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Better than "Old *****head".
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Old 02-22-10, 07:37 PM
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^^uncalled for Scrod
really
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Old 02-22-10, 07:40 PM
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Oh come on now...that's funny!
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Old 02-22-10, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by deathhare
Now look that the stem and the saddle are at equal heights.
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It clearly doesnt fit the owner unless they're like a cave troll or something.
lol wut
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Old 02-22-10, 08:06 PM
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No foot retention, low-ass gear ratio (what is that, like 40GI??), rear brake only, and I'm not really sure what's going on with that front wheel, but it looked like a faux disc.

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Old 02-22-10, 08:09 PM
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looks like a polo bike to me.
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Old 02-22-10, 08:33 PM
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Hahaha it looks like he zip tied a piece of plastic to the front wheel.
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Old 02-22-10, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron_F
No foot retention, low-ass gear ratio (what is that, like 40GI??), rear brake only, and I'm not really sure what's going on with that front wheel, but it looked like a faux disc.

I think it's a bike polo bike.

Also uses a cable lock.
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Old 02-22-10, 11:51 PM
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wow the obnoxiously mismatched wheels, or the tights pants rolled up to his ankles, shoes, and keys.. No the fact that this guy photoshoped a pic of himself riding a bike AND put his name in the corner SMH
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Old 02-22-10, 11:54 PM
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definitely a polo bike.
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Old 02-23-10, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
Better than "Old *****head".
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Old 02-23-10, 12:19 PM
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No thank you.
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Old 02-23-10, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by chaifilms
is definitely a prop from:





Assuming, of course, that "da hood" is Brookyln circa 2009.

The action builds to its dramatic climax when Sticky Fingaz does madd barzpinzzz on the Leprechaun's face. Oops, spoiler alert.

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Old 02-23-10, 04:15 PM
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faux disc is to block shots in polo
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Old 02-23-10, 04:30 PM
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Can't we please get a couple more differing greens on this bad boy?
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Old 02-23-10, 04:56 PM
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what i love about this is you know that guy really thought the green stem/bars would make the bike. And he was telling all his friends "dude, just wait till i get the green stem. It'll look tooooo fresh!" No, no it won't.
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Old 02-23-10, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by chaifilms


"Check out my new spoke cards, bro."
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Old 02-23-10, 09:00 PM
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No pics for this one

I saw a P.O.S. rattle can white Schwinn conversion on campus today. Astoundingly, with a Sharpie, the owner scribbled Bianchi on the down tube and seat tube and Pista on the top tube.
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Old 02-24-10, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
No pics for this one

I saw a P.O.S. rattle can white Schwinn conversion on campus today. Astoundingly, with a Sharpie, the owner scribbled Bianchi on the down tube and seat tube and Pista on the top tube.
Sounds like something I would do.
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Old 02-24-10, 11:10 AM
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Another beauty on MU campus.

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It would be alright without the pink chain and red tire. Just... alright
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Old 02-25-10, 11:18 AM
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Oh man...I just spotted the world's narrowest handlebars parked outside my job. If I can remember to take a camera I'll share.
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Old 02-25-10, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by deathhare
Does anyone here know anything about common bike fitment?

Look at the length and jacked height of the stem and the reach they're still trying achieve by tilting their bars out.
Now look that the stem and the saddle are at equal heights.
Jackass owner. Bike has plenty of potential for someone that it fits.
It clearly doesnt fit the owner unless they're like a cave troll or something.

I know many kids buy NJS frames they like based on looks and not that it fits them.
Probably the case here. Either that or they just dont know how to set it up.
SOMETHING bad is in their brain if they put that saddle on anything, especially a Nagasawa.
You're an idiot.
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Old 02-25-10, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
It would be alright without the pink chain and red tire. Just... alright
And the fender. Is that a seatpost-mount fender stuck on the seattube, or is it supposed to look that bad?
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