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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 04-06-10, 06:57 PM
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That is fantastic!
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Old 04-06-10, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
I love cookies.

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Old 04-06-10, 07:22 PM
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WTF has happend here?!?!
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Old 04-06-10, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Marrock
That's it? That's my ****ing cookie???
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Old 04-06-10, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
That's it? That's my ****ing cookie???
this is what you get from minimalist fixie hipsters
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Old 04-06-10, 08:34 PM
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Old 04-07-10, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
That's it? That's my ****ing cookie???
Damn straight it is, I don't give away the good ones for such simple tasks.

Now, ride up to NJ and then we'll see about getting you some of the hubcap sized ones they have at the bakery down the street...

Last time I got one I had to bring it home in a pizza box.
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Old 04-07-10, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by b:h pusher
chopped bmx bars?

Sorry

but i dont think its wrong to post this here.
scraaappeerrr biikkkeee
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Old 04-07-10, 02:28 PM
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Is my bike tark?
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Old 04-07-10, 03:00 PM
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I dont like the sloping TT ): Get a smaller fork!
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Old 04-07-10, 03:18 PM
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nice flat tire. :dodgy:
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Old 04-07-10, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.jon
Is my bike tark?
That rear triangle frame bag is hideous.
Lower that profile design water rack and squeeze a saddlebag right under the saddle. I have done this before and it's not too far to reach.

Also where are the brakes? I have no problem w brakeless in certain situations, but if you ride that thing far enough to warrant road clipless methinks you should have brakes as well

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Old 04-07-10, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.jon
Is my bike tark?
Dude I think your bike is awesome! It looks like Batman's fixed gear.
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Old 04-07-10, 06:12 PM
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I think its strange that you ride in an aggressive position and with clipless pedals but have a sail mounted on your bike

HOWEVER, if you actually carry all of your stuff in that funky bag and don't carry a backpack, it might actually be a great setup.

I'd generally say Leader + B43s or Vs is pretty much automatically tarck, but the all-black look gets an exception. Any neon colors would have pushed it over the edge
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Old 04-07-10, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.jon
Is my bike tark?


F....ing Swat team bike right there.
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Old 04-07-10, 10:05 PM
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no, your bike is not tarck, it looks like it kind of wants to be, but is confused. oh. it is also ugly.
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Old 04-07-10, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
no, your bike is not tarck, it looks like it kind of wants to be, but is confused. oh. it is also ugly.

How big is Rock Hill nowdays??? You a country folk...so your pink tires and pink seat are Tarck???
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Old 04-07-10, 10:25 PM
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hmmm. i find your attempt at humor rather sad. oh, and we just bouts big nuff to have us our own bi-ceecle race this here weekend. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw.
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Old 04-07-10, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
hmmm. i find your attempt at humor rather sad. oh, and we just bouts big nuff to have us our own bi-ceecle race this here weekend. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw.

50,000 people...laugh my azz off...you have no credibility!!! Come to the big city and talk stupid? You have no Idea bro? Really...
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Old 04-07-10, 11:01 PM
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yes 50,000 or so people do live here. congratulations. you can navigate the internet well enough to look up simple statistics. but i think the more pressing issue here is why you keep ending your "statements" with question marks. your lack of grammatical prowess is what proves YOUR lack of credibility so um, yeah. thanx.
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Old 04-07-10, 11:08 PM
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OK children, time for beddy bye.
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Old 04-07-10, 11:12 PM
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awwww please dad? just one more? that is, if the beav isnt too scared to come outside and play.......
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Old 04-07-10, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TejanoTrackie
OK children, time for beddy bye.

Yes.
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Old 04-07-10, 11:14 PM
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Looks like daddy's gonna have to find his belt.
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just make sure its vegan please.......
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