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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 04-07-10, 11:20 PM
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No problem, I'll just use a hickory cane. A lot more effective.

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Old 04-07-10, 11:25 PM
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honestly, i'm just glad i could be a part of one of the many and inevitable derailments of this glorious thread.
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Old 04-07-10, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
yes 50,000 or so people do live here. congratulations. you can navigate the internet well enough to look up simple statistics. but i think the more pressing issue here is why you keep ending your "statements" with question marks. your lack of grammatical prowess is what proves YOUR lack of credibility so um, yeah. thanx.

Actually I was born in Anderson South Carolina..so I know about Rock Hill because of my baseball team, not the internet. What I am talking about is street credibility and you need it riding an expensive fixie in the downtown area which you know nothing about. So what would you do if someone pulled a gun to you and demanded your bike...would you give it up or fight back?...oh another ?
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Old 04-07-10, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by TejanoTrackie
No problem, I'll just use a hickory cane. A lot more effective.

Why not use your bike?
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Old 04-07-10, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
honestly, i'm just glad i could be a start of one of the many and inevitable derailments of this glorious thread.

Fixed it for you
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Old 04-07-10, 11:57 PM
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roflcopter. 1) your idea of street cred is laughable. i'm sorry that i can sleep safe and sound at night as i dont live in a busy metropolitan area. i don't live in a hole of a city (oh, sorry i've been to st louis a few times. it's terrible.) the premise that because i havent had to defend myself or my bicycle from some interloper making my opinion less valid is asinine at best. 2) if i need to experience an "urban environment" via bicycle that you seem so fond of, i go up to charlotte to ride with friends. however, i think that this idea is silly in that why would i want to drive to ride my bike in a more crowded and more dangerous setting? the sheer fact that you are saying that i am less of a person because you seem to think that i lack violent experiences proves that you have sincere issues as to what qualifications makes one a man.

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Old 04-08-10, 12:10 AM
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Old 04-08-10, 12:15 AM
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HAhaa

Good work...
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Old 04-08-10, 12:18 AM
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this thread officially sucks now.

did someone really use cities as a marker for street cred? seriously, **** this thread now. nuke it.
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Old 04-08-10, 12:21 AM
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I think we are all good ... Crazyed seems to have been worked over thoroughly.

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Old 04-08-10, 12:22 AM
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Old 04-08-10, 12:32 AM
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in an effort to apologize to the other members of this forum, i feel obliged to humbly offer this unto the alter of idiocy:

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/bik/1636667882.html
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Old 04-08-10, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Rhythm of Life
I think we are all good ... Crazyed seems to have been worked over thoroughly.

95 posts??? are your serious???? LOL

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Old 04-08-10, 12:37 AM
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This guy's bike is definately too small.
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Old 04-08-10, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
in an effort to apologize to the other members of this forum, i feel obliged to humbly offer this unto the alter of idiocy:

https://charlotte.craigslist.org/bik/1636667882.html

Post your bike then???
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Old 04-08-10, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by crazyed27
Why not use your bike?


I'm sorry.
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Originally Posted by LupinIII
this thread officially sucks now.

did someone really use cities as a marker for street cred? seriously, **** this thread now. nuke it.

https://www.buzzle.com/articles/ameri...us-cities.html


st Louis is #2 lol
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Old 04-08-10, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by WoundedKnee





I'm sorry.


Sweet We need more of us willing to defend ourselves like that.
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Old 04-08-10, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by TofuPowered
roflcopter. 1) your idea of street cred is laughable. i'm sorry that i can sleep safe and sound at night as i dont live in a busy metropolitan area. i don't live in a hole of a city (oh, sorry i've been to st louis a few times. it's terrible.) the premise that because i havent had to defend myself or my bicycle from some interloper making my opinion less valid is asinine at best. 2) if i need to experience an "urban environment" via bicycle that you seem so fond of, i go up to charlotte to ride with friends. however, i think that this idea is silly in that why would i want to drive to ride my bike in a more crowded and more dangerous setting? the sheer fact that you are saying that i am less of a person because you seem to think that i lack violent experiences proves that you have sincere issues as to what qualifications makes one a man.

Wow I never called you out of your name..as you did me...so who is the product of the S.C private school system? Oh damn man another********************?? You dont belong on a bike forum by calling a dudes bike ugly...where is the pics of your bike homie********** More**********? Again you never really answer. Post your bike smart azz so we can all have a laugh... It must be nice living in a small town in S.C. with your parents....would you really consider telling the dude his bike is fugly to his face?

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Old 04-08-10, 01:14 AM
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what do you have to prove to some random guy on the internet?
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Old 04-08-10, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LupinIII
what do you have to prove to some random guy on the internet?

Post 14016

Mr.Jon...posted his bike...well Tofo was a jackazz in post 14016.....other than that nothing really.
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Old 04-08-10, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.jon
Is my bike tark?
I like it.
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Old 04-08-10, 09:16 AM
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This thread has gotten ugly and out of control, so it is being closed temporarily to allowing things to cool down and permit cleanup by BF staff. If this sort of thing continues, the thread will be closed permanently.
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Old 04-08-10, 08:18 PM
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PSA - Please read this first

This thread is being re-opened after being closed for violations of forum rules regarding harrassment and vulgarity, as follows:

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Old 04-08-10, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TejanoTrackie
This thread is being re-opened after being closed for violations of forum rules regarding harrassment and vulgarity, as follows:

Harrassment
Harassment occurs when a member insults, attacks, and denigrates another member at any time. We have zero tolerance for taking an argument about a any topic to a personal level. For instance, the use of terms such as "idiot, moron, stupid" and other derogatory terms constitutes harassment. The idea is to make this a pleasant environment to discuss cycling, not a schoolyard, or name-calling and rock-throwing festival. Repeated critical and sharply negative posts toward a forum member can also constitute harassment. This applies to all content submitted by users including posts, avatars and signatures.

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Respect the forum staff. We're not here to make life harder to anyone. Any decision taken by the administrators and moderators is final and must be respected.
You're kidding, right? You must be. The whole raison d'etre for this thread is to put down some random person's bicycle. Some unsuspecting guy who probably likes his/her own ride enough to take a picture of it and post it online, is picked and ridiculed.

The very essence of this thread is abuse and maligning. By posting the BF policies in this thread, you're making a mockery of them.






(Of course, you might want to think why this thread hasn't been locked long, long time ago, being it a denigration thread by its very nature. A little mental exercise in ethics.)
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