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Old 09-20-07, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ImOnCrank
PS: I ride this. The seat angle has been adjusted.


This is what we call close to perfection. Please remove from jackass thread.
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Old 09-20-07, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mrRed
goldenbonedeathskeletons is godlike ... bask in it.

awww, thanks dan! this picture is what the jackass thread aught to be about. arsin' around!!!

jackasses:


bikes of jackasses:
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Old 09-20-07, 02:49 PM
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Wow, another thread devolves into a self-congratulatory New York jerkoff. Who would have thought?
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Old 09-20-07, 02:53 PM
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sorry that you aren't happy enough with yourself to have a jack off, bonechilling. bikes are all about fun. you should have some.
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Old 09-20-07, 02:55 PM
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You dispense the zingers like non-other.
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Old 09-20-07, 02:55 PM
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ha! you're more than welcome to turn this back into the "insult each other for dumb stuff" thread at any time.
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Old 09-20-07, 02:56 PM
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that's not what i was going for but you're still acting hard on the internet.
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Old 09-20-07, 02:57 PM
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why are you wearing a bandana around your neck?
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Old 09-20-07, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by andre nickatina
This is what we call close to perfection. Please remove from jackass thread.
^ why'd ya have to tell him, I was tryin ta talk him out of it. . .
that bike is very nice.
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Old 09-20-07, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MLPROJECT
that's not what i was going for but you're still acting hard on the internet.
???
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Old 09-20-07, 03:06 PM
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probably because my top tube is to small.

the pbr doesn't wipe itself off my chin.

i think girls think its cute.

it comes in handy when i'm stranglebating.

i can probably keep this list going all day.
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Old 09-20-07, 03:17 PM
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ahhhh, ok.

i've had my fun for the day. come hang out in new york. seriously. we're not all jackasses!
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Old 09-20-07, 03:22 PM
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well, ain't it ok to act a jackass in the jackass thread...
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Old 09-20-07, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bonechilling
Wow, another thread devolves into a self-congratulatory New York jerkoff. Who would have thought?

BTW Worcester is great too..
*masturbates furiously*

OH YES! I'm in you, Worcester! You feel me deep in you? YEAH! You've been a naughty city.





Everyone from Worcester is awesome.
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Old 09-20-07, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by piwonka
john prolly decided to talk **** from the very beginning.

his first reply.
I only defended myself

Originally Posted by V-Rock


EDIT: (BTW, I know this isn't the same for all you NY folk. So, sorry if you don't fall into my generalization)

EDIT: (My apologies, went off cause I was defending southerners since we so often get a rap for being rednecks. I am over it now. Lets go ride.)
I'm from the South son and honestly, I've found more UP FRONT and sincere people here than the back-stabbing, **** talking people I knew back home.

I like NY better anyway....
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Old 09-20-07, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by piwonka
why are you wearing a bandana around your neck?
because he's faster than you and has sexier legs.
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Old 09-20-07, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by goldenskeletons
ahhhh, ok.

i've had my fun for the day. come hang out in new york. seriously. we're not all jackasses!
how're we gonna hang out? all the apartments are like closets for 1500 a month.
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Old 09-20-07, 04:47 PM
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wow, what the hell happen in this thread. i just read the whole thing. i love u all. infact, i hope dutret invites me over for some coffee sometime.
prolly, why are u even in here. u don't have time to argue. u have a kid to go take care of.
mlp, bonsey,crankster,qp: u guys are so romantic, the way u came to prolly's rescue. i hope that one day if i'm ever in need, u guys will skid thru and help me out.
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Old 09-20-07, 04:58 PM
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Could you imagine a BFSSFG gathering in real life? You know, we could call it LeetFG-Con or something (I am welcome to suggestions). I imagine that feuds would end and we would all look at each other and be like, "Damn, we aren't so different afterall. Let's hug." Then we would do some stupid ****.

I imagine later it would evolve into one big congratulatory circle jerk (while trackstanding).
Sorry ladies, you can go lez out on your own.
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Old 09-20-07, 05:09 PM
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hey you muther****ing jackasses

this thread just got stickied

dont **** it up with your desperate egos

lets pick on people who arent here
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Old 09-20-07, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by V-Rock
Could you imagine a BFSSFG gathering in real life? You know, we could call it LeetFG-Con or something (I am welcome to suggestions). I imagine that feuds would end and we would all look at each other and be like, "Damn, we aren't so different afterall. Let's hug." Then we would do some stupid ****.

I imagine later it would evolve into one big congratulatory circle jerk (while trackstanding).
Sorry ladies, you can go lez out on your own.
you're about 2 years late

https://bikeforums.net/showthread.php...ght=meat+greet
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Old 09-20-07, 06:02 PM
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I will admit that my bar / stem combo is a matter of aesthetic choice and the "racing" setup is in all honestly, uncomfortable, I'll admit that. It's much better with a pearl stem. As far as my saddle height is concerned, all my LBS's said the frame fits me great and that my seat post is not unreasonable at all...

That being said, I have egged a lot of **** on. I honestly rock a very comfy ride that gets a lot of compliments and that's all that matters to me. If my frame was too small, I'd sell it. Point blank. Probably to one of my friends here in NYC.
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Old 09-20-07, 06:03 PM
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oh and jack's bikes are teh sezx
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Old 09-20-07, 06:11 PM
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Old 09-20-07, 07:26 PM
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Does this Swiss dude live in a f'ing shipping crate?

https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/sep...er_dachcom.htm

I have no problem with his bike though...other than the pedals and ineffectiveness of having just a rear brake.

Oh, and the stupidity of not including a shot of the full bike ticks me off. That's a common FGG trait more bothersome than any jackass bike itself, which is usually pretty entertaining.

(End the democratization of photography and literacy! Most people can't take a photo or write worth ****.)
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