Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day
#726
not actually Nickatina
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#727
dan bones!
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#728
Run What 'Ya Brung
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Wow, another thread devolves into a self-congratulatory New York jerkoff. Who would have thought?
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make way for the MGL
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sorry that you aren't happy enough with yourself to have a jack off, bonechilling. bikes are all about fun. you should have some.
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You dispense the zingers like non-other.
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dan bones!
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ha! you're more than welcome to turn this back into the "insult each other for dumb stuff" thread at any time.
#732
make way for the MGL
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that's not what i was going for but you're still acting hard on the internet.
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park ranger
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why are you wearing a bandana around your neck?
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#736
dan bones!
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probably because my top tube is to small.
the pbr doesn't wipe itself off my chin.
i think girls think its cute.
it comes in handy when i'm stranglebating.
i can probably keep this list going all day.
the pbr doesn't wipe itself off my chin.
i think girls think its cute.
it comes in handy when i'm stranglebating.
i can probably keep this list going all day.
#737
dan bones!
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ahhhh, ok.
i've had my fun for the day. come hang out in new york. seriously. we're not all jackasses!
i've had my fun for the day. come hang out in new york. seriously. we're not all jackasses!
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park ranger
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well, ain't it ok to act a jackass in the jackass thread...
#739
Bruise collector
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BTW Worcester is great too..
*masturbates furiously*
OH YES! I'm in you, Worcester! You feel me deep in you? YEAH! You've been a naughty city.
Everyone from Worcester is awesome.
#740
prolly is not probably
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I like NY better anyway....
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prolly is not probably
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#742
live free or die trying
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#743
Velorution
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wow, what the hell happen in this thread. i just read the whole thing. i love u all. infact, i hope dutret invites me over for some coffee sometime.
prolly, why are u even in here. u don't have time to argue. u have a kid to go take care of.
mlp, bonsey,crankster,qp: u guys are so romantic, the way u came to prolly's rescue. i hope that one day if i'm ever in need, u guys will skid thru and help me out.
prolly, why are u even in here. u don't have time to argue. u have a kid to go take care of.
mlp, bonsey,crankster,qp: u guys are so romantic, the way u came to prolly's rescue. i hope that one day if i'm ever in need, u guys will skid thru and help me out.
#744
Bean Counter
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Could you imagine a BFSSFG gathering in real life? You know, we could call it LeetFG-Con or something (I am welcome to suggestions). I imagine that feuds would end and we would all look at each other and be like, "Damn, we aren't so different afterall. Let's hug." Then we would do some stupid ****.
I imagine later it would evolve into one big congratulatory circle jerk (while trackstanding).
Sorry ladies, you can go lez out on your own.
I imagine later it would evolve into one big congratulatory circle jerk (while trackstanding).
Sorry ladies, you can go lez out on your own.
#745
thomas masini lives
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hey you muther****ing jackasses
this thread just got stickied
dont **** it up with your desperate egos
lets pick on people who arent here
this thread just got stickied
dont **** it up with your desperate egos
lets pick on people who arent here
#746
Cornucopia of Awesomeness
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Could you imagine a BFSSFG gathering in real life? You know, we could call it LeetFG-Con or something (I am welcome to suggestions). I imagine that feuds would end and we would all look at each other and be like, "Damn, we aren't so different afterall. Let's hug." Then we would do some stupid ****.
I imagine later it would evolve into one big congratulatory circle jerk (while trackstanding).
Sorry ladies, you can go lez out on your own.
I imagine later it would evolve into one big congratulatory circle jerk (while trackstanding).
Sorry ladies, you can go lez out on your own.
https://bikeforums.net/showthread.php...ght=meat+greet
#747
prolly is not probably
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I will admit that my bar / stem combo is a matter of aesthetic choice and the "racing" setup is in all honestly, uncomfortable, I'll admit that. It's much better with a pearl stem. As far as my saddle height is concerned, all my LBS's said the frame fits me great and that my seat post is not unreasonable at all...
That being said, I have egged a lot of **** on. I honestly rock a very comfy ride that gets a lot of compliments and that's all that matters to me. If my frame was too small, I'd sell it. Point blank. Probably to one of my friends here in NYC.
That being said, I have egged a lot of **** on. I honestly rock a very comfy ride that gets a lot of compliments and that's all that matters to me. If my frame was too small, I'd sell it. Point blank. Probably to one of my friends here in NYC.
#748
prolly is not probably
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oh and jack's bikes are teh sezx
#750
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Does this Swiss dude live in a f'ing shipping crate?
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/sep...er_dachcom.htm
I have no problem with his bike though...other than the pedals and ineffectiveness of having just a rear brake.
Oh, and the stupidity of not including a shot of the full bike ticks me off. That's a common FGG trait more bothersome than any jackass bike itself, which is usually pretty entertaining.
(End the democratization of photography and literacy! Most people can't take a photo or write worth ****.)
https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/sep...er_dachcom.htm
I have no problem with his bike though...other than the pedals and ineffectiveness of having just a rear brake.
Oh, and the stupidity of not including a shot of the full bike ticks me off. That's a common FGG trait more bothersome than any jackass bike itself, which is usually pretty entertaining.
(End the democratization of photography and literacy! Most people can't take a photo or write worth ****.)