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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

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Old 11-02-07, 08:55 AM
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why does that guy have a sex toy for his handlebars?
i guess if you were on a long ride you could just bust out the allen wrench in your pocket to pull the toy out and have some fun huh?
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Old 11-02-07, 10:15 AM
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Duh... trackstand ************ contests.
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Old 11-02-07, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by JoshFrank
It's jackassedness is the $950 price tag.
seriously. $950, for a straight gauge chromoly frame with formula/deepV wheels?
As far as i can tell, they're buying the stock iro frame, powder coating it, and doubling the price.
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Old 11-02-07, 10:50 AM
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Everyone here is bonkers.


I will alternately start cross-posting bikes you think you like in here so they can be torn apart, just for kicks.


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Old 11-02-07, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by nick666uenther
The new Dodger dog handlebar setup?
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Old 11-02-07, 11:09 AM
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hey what ever happened to your crazy many tubed bike?

Maybe that can get posted in here just cause it's such bad engineering.
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Old 11-02-07, 11:23 AM
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Calfee spiderweb bike?
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Old 11-02-07, 11:26 AM
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This one gets my vote for the day...



https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=358922


https://www.fbmfixed.com
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Old 11-02-07, 01:33 PM
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Must...have...75s...even...though...frame...****ty...

75s...only...cranks...worth...riding....

where...did...my...money...go???
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Old 11-02-07, 01:48 PM
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That bike belongs to one of the owners of Trackstar, I think he may have gotten a deal on the cranks.

Considering it is a prototype from FBM, I'd hesitate to lump it in with the "****ty frame, 75's" club. Let's reserve that for old univegas and schwinn varsitys, can't we?
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Old 11-02-07, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Aeroplane
That bike belongs to one of the owners of Trackstar, I think he may have gotten a deal on the cranks.
Yeah, Im willing to be they threw it together with stuff they had laying around.
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Old 11-02-07, 02:48 PM
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fine fine. Just judging a book bike its cover. I will Abate the Hate.
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Old 11-02-07, 02:59 PM
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Yeah good idea.
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Old 11-02-07, 03:47 PM
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Old 11-02-07, 03:55 PM
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ok, what the hell is going on here?
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Old 11-02-07, 04:25 PM
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that peter pan dude lives in tampa and really thinks he is peter pan. totally dresses like that every day. wacko.
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Old 11-02-07, 04:44 PM
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that peter pan dude looks like this transvestite that was friends with a few friends of mine in sweden. he was also INSANE. i forget his name. i think it was "pink" something. dude/gal wore like 20 pairs of socks cuz he/she was wearing a skirt but it was in sweden in february so it was a BIT COLD.
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Old 11-02-07, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by nick666uenther
besides the pink i think it looks super cool.
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Old 11-02-07, 09:08 PM
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i love the phallic aspect of bikes

but that is a little too much
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Old 11-03-07, 03:06 AM
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i think they're pretty funny. even more so with grips:

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Old 11-03-07, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
Calfee spiderweb bike?
no your WTF dream bike. The one with many small tubes instead of a simple strong double triangle.
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Old 11-03-07, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by dutret
no your WTF dream bike. The one with many small tubes instead of a simple strong double triangle.
Kind of off topic...

Just wondering though, did your mother ever hold you as a baby? Just wondering of course.
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Old 11-03-07, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by nick666uenther
Rear brake only
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Old 11-03-07, 12:56 PM
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I know that at this point it's like "How many brake-less Pistas with platform pedals can you post, already?!" The answer is lots!


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Old 11-03-07, 02:52 PM
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holy crap that thing is ugly. and dangerous. and really ugly.
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