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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 04-28-08, 09:44 PM
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The seat post isn't high. The seat TUBE is high look at the photo and where the seat post clamp is. The seat bar drop is insane but you are wrong about the height of the seat post.
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Old 04-28-08, 09:46 PM
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True enough, though I think you're splitting semantic hairs.
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Old 04-28-08, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bonechilling
Indeed it is. This bike has been discussed at length of this forum.



Anyone saying that seatpost isn't insanely high is crazy; it's a 54cm frame for a 6'6" rider (Ondřej Sosenka). The whole bike is designed to be light and stiff, yet still meet the regulations for an UCI Hour Record.
The TT on that bike is like 63-64 cm, isn't it though?
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It's basically a pursuit frame without the sloping top tube. At least it was done purposefully and not just pieced together, like "oh this frames too small I guess I'll just buy a super long seat post and everything will just be super"
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Old 04-29-08, 06:21 AM
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actually, that's more or less exactly what they did.
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Old 04-29-08, 07:45 AM
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Old 04-29-08, 07:48 AM
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Got a brake (bad cable job but who cares) and foot retention. I think the handle bars look kinda funky and fun. I like that bike.
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Those handlebars look short enough that the bike would be unstable in some situations.
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Old 04-29-08, 08:05 AM
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No climbing hills for that bike.
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Old 04-29-08, 08:09 AM
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Looks like every other crappy conversion that someone who put time into it to make it a fixed gear. Nothing too special or bad, just a polished turd.
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Old 04-29-08, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by barba
Those handlebars look short enough that the bike would be unstable in some situations.
Like when it's moving?
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Old 04-29-08, 08:10 AM
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^^D'oh, too slow^^

Originally Posted by barba
Those handlebars look short enough that the bike would be unstable in some situations.
Yea... like when it's rollin'. Christ those are tight, I used to cut my bars to shoulder/hip width but that's way too skinny. I'd hate to have to carve a back bumper at speed with those bars.

Is that mechanical rider holder used so no forward momentum is given to the record attemptee? Or to prevent the now infamous 'I'll crash him off the start" launch? Or..HEY no damn running shoes on the track!!!!

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Old 04-29-08, 09:14 AM
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The color scheme ain't my thing, but aside from the number plate with at least one skull on it and the rim stickers still in place, this bike isn't all that bad.

However, in the text that accompanies the entry, the reader is told that he/she shan't forget to "shred the rad"...
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Old 04-29-08, 09:15 AM
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The fork looks bent.
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Old 04-29-08, 10:02 AM
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I actually saw a bike with grips longer than the bars earlier this month
according to the owner it is ridable
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Old 04-29-08, 10:09 AM
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He grabs the end of the Ourys, stretches them out, and rides them like a floppy little north road bar
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Old 04-29-08, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Elderberry


The color scheme ain't my thing, but aside from the number plate with at least one skull on it and the rim stickers still in place, this bike isn't all that bad.

However, in the text that accompanies the entry, the reader is told that he/she shan't forget to "shred the rad"...
i dont know about you but i'd really like a sparks right now...
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Old 04-29-08, 04:05 PM
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I don't know what to think of this. Jackass, no, rad, yes, but hm. i dunnoo

https://fixedgeargallery.com/2008/apr/4/JoePesci.htm
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i shred the rad 24/7
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Originally Posted by knucks
I don't know what to think of this. Jackass, no, rad, yes, but hm. i dunnoo

I like it.
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Old 04-29-08, 05:07 PM
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^polo?
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Old 04-29-08, 05:29 PM
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Clearly, he's ready for the velodrome.
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Originally Posted by barba
Those handlebars look short enough that the bike would be unstable in some situations.
Some years ago, I quipped "One ****ing speed? I'll weld my fork to my frame and give you ONE ****ING DIRECTION!"

Now it's 2008, and the handlebar trend is finally catching up to my awesome ideas.
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Old 04-29-08, 06:18 PM
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guy's gonna trick himself into losing a shoulder with those bars
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Old 04-29-08, 06:53 PM
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Even the children!
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