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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

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Old 05-06-09, 08:50 PM
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haha clipless unicycle with a brake. I dont know how many of you have ridden a unicycle, but lets just say, with some decent speed, pulling on that brake would be like ridding a bike downhill leaning on the front bars and then yanking the front haha

oh yeah sick aerospoke btw.
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Old 05-06-09, 11:49 PM
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a lefty unicycle, awesome.
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Old 05-07-09, 01:30 AM
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brakes on unicycles, esp. for offroad/trials are very common. A more controllable way to torque or lock the wheel when you need to.

hmmm what does this imply about brakes on fixed gears? (rhetorical)

two handed handlebars and a bike type saddle on a uni are a bit funny though. and seems like unusually long cranks.
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Old 05-07-09, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
NO..no..not the Gipiemme , please.....please nobody needs to get hurt.....just put the mallet down and back away.
It's held up for quite a few miles of city riding thus far =)
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Old 05-07-09, 09:28 AM
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haha, i thought it was jackass mostly because of the aero wheel actually. Also, it appears to have clipless pedals, which is a terrible terrible idea.

As for the brake, its common on mountain uni's but not for locking the wheel as someone said. You can't lock a wheel on a uni, you will faceplant so fast you won't know what hit you. It's just for lightly scrubbing speed. I've only ridden a braked uni once and it was weird.
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Old 05-07-09, 10:13 AM
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Well, speaking for the unicyclists, as my next build after the fixie will be a trials unicycle... Brakes aren't all that uncommon for mountain unicycling. Actually, they're becoming more and more common and are showing up on lower end models all the time now. The handle bar thing is usually something you see on touring unis, such as 36" cokers.

All that said, that unicycle has fail written all over it... Coming from a unicyclist :\
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Old 05-07-09, 10:57 AM
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I couldn't resist. Yeah, not a FG or SS.

photo credit to howtoavoidthebummer.com

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Old 05-07-09, 11:31 AM
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^how do you brake? that doesn't look like it'd work well at all.
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Old 05-07-09, 11:33 AM
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how can he fit two bottles in there? they wouldnt fit...
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Old 05-07-09, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by dayvan cowboy
^how do you brake? that doesn't look like it'd work well at all.
obviously you've never ridden with hoods before, not that i endorse that handlebar setup.
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Old 05-07-09, 12:07 PM
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Old 05-07-09, 12:22 PM
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Haha, usually I am all for the absurd colors, but something about the purple and green seems a little dinosaurish to me. The look on his face, however, is absolutely priceless.
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Old 05-07-09, 12:57 PM
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^^^ HAHAHAHA. yess
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Old 05-07-09, 01:01 PM
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That look says.... 'AHHHHHH' all that horrible pressure is off my taint. MAN look at that seat angle, he does look pretty pleased with himself though.
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Old 05-07-09, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pyroguy_3
Haha, usually I am all for the absurd colors, but something about the purple and green seems a little dinosaurish to me. The look on his face, however, is absolutely priceless.
Yeah...wow... so many potential comments...
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Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
That look says.... 'AHHHHHH' all that horrible pressure is off my taint. MAN look at that seat angle, he does look pretty pleased with himself though.

A little too pleased.
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Old 05-07-09, 02:16 PM
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There is nothing wrong with a little taint rubbin'.
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Old 05-07-09, 02:17 PM
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I *think* I saw that exact bike on eBay last year. I **** you not. If it's a Bareknuckle EAI frame.

Course, it might just be a similar build.

But the parts matching seems uncanny to me.
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Old 05-07-09, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by PluperfectArson
There is nothing wrong with a little taint rubbin'.
Haha, you reminded me of this.
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Old 05-07-09, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 504-ranger
how can he fit two bottles in there? they wouldnt fit...
the mind boggles....
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Old 05-07-09, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by devilshaircut
I *think* I saw that exact bike on eBay last year. I **** you not. If it's a Bareknuckle EAI frame.

Course, it might just be a similar build.

But the parts matching seems uncanny to me.
I am 100% sure that's not a bareknuckle. The geometry is way too slack and the BK fork does not have that much rake, but that is one of the colors they come in. Looks like a conversion
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Old 05-08-09, 03:50 AM
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that's not jackass. I mean if your going to have foot retention you might as well have hand retention too.
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Old 05-08-09, 06:21 AM
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wooohooo, break ALL your fingers in an accident instead of just your thumbs on the hoods (typical roadie break), AND still be attached if you get hit.
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Old 05-08-09, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by xcaptainxbloodx
That's the stupidest thing I've seen all day, and the TV's been on Fox news since I woke up.
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