outside my dorm and around campus i see tons of poor bikes that drunk people have decided they want to ride but are locked up. The usually process ive seen is them to start kicking the rear wheel till it looks like a pringle. or the smart drunks use the QR and walk about 20 feet with a wheel in their hands then see how far they can toss it.

there is a really nice 70's trek missing a back wheel that someone has left locked up since decemeber. i was hoping to find the owner and ask for it. put a wheel on that and ive got a sweet new fixed gear.