What happened to the comedy?
04-17-07, 09:14 PM
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mosh girl pioneers new trackstand
04-17-07, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by shogun17
mosh girl pioneers new trackstand
hahhah
ha
hahaha
Thats the best damn PS I've seen in a long time.
04-17-07, 09:25 PM
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i want spontaneous seduction
but now that ive asked for it
i wont be in the mood
and anything you do wont change that
you need to try before i want you to
but i wont be in the mood then either
but now that ive asked for it
i wont be in the mood
and anything you do wont change that
you need to try before i want you to
but i wont be in the mood then either
04-17-07, 10:33 PM
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04-18-07, 06:06 AM
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Thank you to whoever suggested to look at RyanF's posts in the roadie forum. The guy is hilarious... he started up a thread that degenerated into all the roadies taking pictures of their legs to compare muscle tone (the best is that every series of pics includes one of the ridere puting a tape measure around his thigh as proof of girth).
04-18-07, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by silent1
Does anyone know where I can see the whole trackstanding/start video? I want to see what happens after the rider gets up off the track.
Doesn't he lose when he touches the ground? Game over.
04-18-07, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by [165]
I just use a lot of sarcasm and satire, mostly
If only I had known...
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04-18-07, 12:31 PM
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Okay, so you're riding along on your bike and suddenly, you're picked up by a magic tornado and dropped off many, many miles away. But where, exactly?
By watching the cagers, you'll know where you are.
How to Identify Where A Driver Is From
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
By watching the cagers, you'll know where you are.
How to Identify Where A Driver Is From
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
04-18-07, 12:39 PM
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Where there's a will(y), there's a way:
04-18-07, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
i want spontaneous seduction
but now that ive asked for it
i wont be in the mood
and anything you do wont change that
you need to try before i want you to
but i wont be in the mood then either
but now that ive asked for it
i wont be in the mood
and anything you do wont change that
you need to try before i want you to
but i wont be in the mood then either
04-18-07, 02:55 PM
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wait, are they playing strip guitar hero?
04-18-07, 04:25 PM
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dude looks amped
RED RED BLUE GREEN!!!!!!!
RED RED BLUE GREEN!!!!!!!
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04-18-07, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
stupidity
disgustingness
and blasphemy
are not comedic
disgustingness
and blasphemy
are not comedic
