You shut your mouth, that is the best idea ever.

Why is this thread allowed to flourish while the much better thread "Deer in the shower" was shut down in seconds?
Like the time there where multiple threads about shants and denim, and I started an "I like pants" thread, which was promptly locked. Fascists.

because the mods hate ruminants.

Antelope power!

I sent a friend of mine a link to this thread, he replied thus:

Now I do feel that questioning the sanity of bikeforum and producing images like that do show signs of a rather incoherent, oxymoronic thought pattern, but I thought the images were too good not to share.

Also, I am sure you will all be pleased to hear that the original friend that inspired this thread when he called me weird for drinking beer in the shower has now (after reading this thread) seen the error of his ways and agreed to give it a go! - see bikeforum can change lives for the better...

...keep up the good work everyone!

I wish I had suction in my shower.

I don't see any beer in those pictures. What gives? :p

:D

would rather drink that blue stuff

nah, it achieved awesome when someone tried...um, may or may not have tried to fit rollers in their bathtub.

It had been along time until this thread came along.

but then tonight... after two hours of intense cardio workout... and a short but cold and wet ride home...

I took a blazing hot shower, with three smooth cans of PBR... and my only sadness was that my bike couldn't share them both with me.

Maybe I'm just not trying hard enough.

But Iknow she was singing along to Hall & Oates in spirit.

"You're a rich girl, and you've gone to far"

I don't know if it has been said but there was an episode of scrubs where jd's brother was in the bath tub drinking beer with bubbles and all and he sat in there for a few days so jd filled the toilet with ice and twelvers to keep him goin
anyone remeber that

how the hell else are you supposed to fight the hang over

The split infinitive in your critique is a good start.

'Cause you know it don't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money... You can rely on the old man's money!

Ahhh god it's in my head now!

the rule--or rather, tradition--against split infinitives is silly, pointless, and ill-conceived. the latin infinitive is one word and can't be split. the english infinitive, though, is two. for god knows what reason, we saw that the romans couldn't split their infinitives, and decided we shouldn't split ours.

**** that grammar rule, i say.

This, Seth, is why we're friends.

I wouldn't have noticed the split infinitive at all, except that it was used in a critique of someone else's grammar. Don't you find that ironic? In an informal forum such as this, matters of grammar, spelling and punctuation shouldn't matter unless the writer's meaning is unclear. I just couldn't resist the urge to tweak the self proclaimed grammar nazi.

Beer is good for hair washing. I don't recommend using it straight out of the fridge.

way to make a silly thread stupid

**** you if you don't care about grammar.

f'real.

Beer: Water, barley, hops, yeast.

Gatorade: water, sucrose syrup, glucose-fructose syrup, citric acid, natural and artificial flavors, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate, ester gum, sucrose acetate isobutyrate, red 40, blue 1

Salt? 2 sorts of syrups? WTF?

More ingredients != less healthy.

Just sayin'.

ah, i get it. that rule just really irks me, so anytime anyone brings up splitting infinitives...i find it really hard to resist going off about it.